reno cool's quote thread

[roguejuror]

When you gamble, you need to gamble with confidence.

i never get tire of this one

 

[reno cool]

only the brokedick fucks are fucked

very poetic this is

 

[betplom]

NAY FLEABAG!

 

[Oksana]

I'm quoting someone you all don't know but I'm still thinking about this 12hrs later.

I'm putting these tampons (said quietly) in their own bag so the meat doesn't get blood on them

 

[Cami]

ROFLMFAO

 

[betplom]

ROFLMFAO

 

[Oksana]

ROFLMFAO

Twice now. Once to a close friend and once to me... at the same store. From the same 60+ checkout woman so I'm assuming it's a thing.

It's pretty funny but when you first hear it you're like yeah, just put the plugs in another bag. And then when you walk away you're like wtf???? You feel like you're on one of those candid camera shows.

 

[Matty]

I thought maybe there was a double entendre I didn't get, but apparently not.

Speechless.

 

[Oksana]

I thought maybe there was a double entendre I didn't get, but apparently not.

Speechless.

It's wrong.

But I've got this Skype recorder thing now so I'm going to try to get her in action this weekend.

Just so you guys can think that when you're standing in line for what seems like hours, at least your woman isn't a squirrel.

 

[betplom]

a new member of team whoremonger

 

[stevek173]

at least your woman isn't a squirrel.

Mine is, so sick of storing acorns.

 

[Cami]

yeahok Steves.

Oks...I don't think I could make it through that kind of checkout with out bursting out in laughter right then and there!

 

[roguejuror]

Mine is, so sick of storing acorns.

lol, i was gonna quote this on the quote thread but

 

[Matty]

lol, i was gonna quote this on the quote thread but

 

[roguejuror]

i walk in the streets, i can see cars coming at me. who knows who's hiding in the shadows in the sidewalk

nice

 

[roguejuror]

Despite all the fake patriotism Americans really do hate each other.

!!

 

[roguejuror]

As with most things in life, proper ventilation is key.

 

[roguejuror]

you continually confuse my disgust with others for unhappiness and you couldnt be further from the truth.

nice