reno cool's quote thread

[roguejuror]

irrational envy

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[betplom]

tell me about your greatness little boy

 

[kato]

Overheard while I was changing at the yoga studio: "I don't know if this is my mat or not (referring to *my* mat left on the chair)....Oh well, it doesn't matter, they're both the same". Cindibot flings open the changing curtain to make sure her mat is secure. All mats are NOT the same. Keep your hands off mine. Namatse motherfucker.

----atheist robot

 

[roguejuror]

I hit my exfiancee once but I still don't admit blame for it.

I was liek 3/4 a bottle in and she was takign a shower so I started punching the shower curtain kind of softly, alternating arms and she would dodge each way. Well I started swinging harder and harder and wouldn't you know it next thing I know the curtain opens and there she is sobbing and I'm like wtf you stopped dodging.

Fucked up.

 

[roguejuror]

Casper likes to anticipate.

deep yo

 

[roguejuror]

congrats on everything

everything

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[reno cool]

why you gotta hate?

 

[reno cool]

I can make a 30 ft putt from Cali's tits. They are awesome.

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[roguejuror]

Imagine how much trim AJ can get in Ethiopia if he flies there with a sack of flour and a sack of potatoes.

 

[roguejuror]

I love Gallo Pinto

 

[Tron]

A classic from Plommer:

I pointed to my erection and answered "bueno".

 

[roguejuror]

The size difference means nothing. I took tae-kwon-do for roughly 4 months.

 

[betplom]

I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN

 

[roguejuror]

I SHOULD STONE YOU

 

[roguejuror]

Boys we're so full of cheesecake it actually hurts.

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[reno cool]

I wish I could post a smell here. I would like to link my dishwashing soap to the forum but I guess I can't.

 

[roguejuror]

I am thrilled pissless.

 

[reno cool]

Isn't that what happened when Mudcat was doing heroin and drinking beer?