reno cool's quote thread

[Rubyn]

Ok, and I need to go to sleep.

 

[kato]

Kato should have more quotes in here.

unfortunately i am not clever enough

 

[Bread]

unfortunately i am not clever enough

:

 

[reno cool]

I hope it last till Christmas

yes yes

 

[Bread]

hmm... good question. I think Acid Joe may actually be the only poster who has a grown daughter. ironic isn't it?

 

[roguejuror]

I am actually surprised by this...I think I am a catch.

 

[betplom]

Unacceptable. Dig deep my young republican, close minded, judgmental, constipated, non scientific friend.

 

[betplom]

Hoo boy - busty tits. That's one of my favorite kinds.

 

[Tron]

I suck at proper quoting but I LOL'd hard at this:

Mr. Monkey:

Correct, if I go down, everyone goes down. Except Teela, cause I would want her to come up, then down, then up, down, up, down, up, down, up, faster Tella, down, up, down, up, down, up, ................. if that's 15 down and ups then it's over cause I can hear Nirvana music!

 

[roguejuror]

and yes I fukk like a beast

 

[betplom]

Fischaaaaay!

 

[reno cool]

, Plommer is a pro and always gets the best fucking number at massage parlours/whorehouses in my hometown.

excellent

 

[roguejuror]

When I grow up I wanna be bored like Charlie. No homo.

 

[roguejuror]

Reno, from one good head of hair to another....

 

[kato]

this was good

Amby: So I just act like a dick no matter what?
MF: Absolutely. And you can punctuate your non-points with repetitive name-calling. Trust me on this.
Amby: But what if I actually agree with the topic at hand?
MF: It doesn't matter. Do you want me to teach you or not, genius?
Amby: Oh man this sounds hard.
DG: This guy looks like Bob Hoskins with a military cut. Weird.
Amby: So no matter what is posted, I take a minority angle, right?
MF: Absolutely. It might be wise to also employ some reasoning behind your argument, no matter how absurd it may be.
Amby: Rea-so-ning? What that?
DG: Almost time for another $15 drink! Yay!
MF: Actually you're right. Fuck reasoning. Just attack, insult and repeat.
Amby: Hahahaha you're funny. I like you. Yoo are my fren.
DG: Amby, it's time for us to go to an uppity overpriced Vegas club now!
Amby: OK babe we'll leave in a little bit.
DG: No, we'll leave now. If I don't get my way I'll have us back in our hotel room by 10 pm again.
Amby: :chained:
Amby: Hey MF I gotta go. Wanna come with us?
MF: Nah. I'm going to go hang with my real life friends.
Amby: By "real life friends" you mean "strippers" don't you?
MF: Yea.......yea I guess I do

 

[Tron]

It's Cooperstown material.

 

[reno cool]

bob hoskins

 

[roguejuror]

The best way of preventing flies entering your house is to leave dog poop outside.