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reno cool's quote thread

Wal, I don't disagree with you, but if you want to use your kok for something other than urinating with you had better take my advice.

Wal, morals are gods kok blockers. Reduce your morals pal.

Walaaaaaay! Do you know what happens to a kok that never gets used for actual intercourse?

PS: See the midget in my avatar?

genius :up:
 
Reno, Plommer transcends awesomeness in just the posting world. He answered the phone when I called him freaking out thinking I was going to get arrested or something. All hopped up on good stuff and wasted, by myself at a bar. And he got me through it man.

Fuckin' Plommer. That kid's alright!
 
Reno, Plommer transcends awesomeness in just the posting world. He answered the phone when I called him freaking out thinking I was going to get arrested or something. All hopped up on good stuff and wasted, by myself at a bar. And he got me through it man.

Fuckin' Plommer. That kid's alright!



Hold UP!

I live for these VERY situations and you chose Plommer?
Sure Plommer is a great guy but he's more likely to push you off the ledge than pull you in.
I'll not only risk life and limb to get you off that ledge. I'll fck'n spread out on the sidewalk to breakyour fall just in case.
 
LOL, you silly cunts think I drive a bus?

Hold UP!

I live for these VERY situations and you chose Plommer?
Sure Plommer is a great guy but he's more likely to push you off the ledge than pull you in.
I'll not only risk life and limb to get you off that ledge. I'll fck'n spread out on the sidewalk to breakyour fall just in case.

Wal, you're correct, pal. Bread was getting on my nerves and I was just about to advise him to go pound his fists on the hood of the nearest police cruiser and demand a ride home when his taxi showed up.
 
Hold UP!

I live for these VERY situations and you chose Plommer?
Sure Plommer is a great guy but he's more likely to push you off the ledge than pull you in.
I'll not only risk life and limb to get you off that ledge. I'll fck'n spread out on the sidewalk to breakyour fall just in case.

Wally it was 2 am and I was in a very unique mood. My mind was operating 100x faster than my mouth could keep up with. I really thought I was going to get arrested, even though it was probably mostly in my head, looking back. Wally I don't think you would've appreciated that call like Plommer would. Me and Plomber have a little history in this type of scenario too.

Maybe I'm wrong? Be careful what you wish for buddy.