roguejuror
matty's hype man
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- Jan 24, 2010
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detroit in a shit hole pal. you might need a passport,.
that's fucking brutal, I hate bear traps.
Wal, I don't disagree with you, but if you want to use your kok for something other than urinating with you had better take my advice.
Wal, morals are gods kok blockers. Reduce your morals pal.
Walaaaaaay! Do you know what happens to a kok that never gets used for actual intercourse?
PS: See the midget in my avatar?
yeah man. Also, I'm sure you develop some skills in that regard driving a bus.
Reno, Plommer transcends awesomeness in just the posting world. He answered the phone when I called him freaking out thinking I was going to get arrested or something. All hopped up on good stuff and wasted, by myself at a bar. And he got me through it man.
Fuckin' Plommer. That kid's alright!
Hold UP!
I live for these VERY situations and you chose Plommer?
Sure Plommer is a great guy but he's more likely to push you off the ledge than pull you in.
I'll not only risk life and limb to get you off that ledge. I'll fck'n spread out on the sidewalk to breakyour fall just in case.
Hold UP!
I live for these VERY situations and you chose Plommer?
Sure Plommer is a great guy but he's more likely to push you off the ledge than pull you in.
I'll not only risk life and limb to get you off that ledge. I'll fck'n spread out on the sidewalk to breakyour fall just in case.
If bags of heroin were oil spills 20four7 would be deepwater horizon
I'll fck'n spread out on the sidewalk to breakyour fall just in case.
Tick Tock Blitty, Tick Muddfuggin Tock
MrX trying to get rich off of Wally's secret recipe. I've fokken seen it all.
Herman, I would much rather have a self-done hysterectomy, including my vagina, with a spork than even consider that.
I mean that in the nicest way possible, pal.
No you can't, but Wally can!
ive said way too much stupid shit to remember...i do remember telling some hot chick at a club once that i wanted her to grind on my dick like she was a dirty whore stripper....she got up and left...how was i to know she was really a stripper...