Raw Sewage

[wal66]

We have guys out sick and or on vacation and I am out helping this morning. I am transporting raw sewage from one lift station that has pump failure to a working lift station.

I am hauling raw sewage but I am thinking of you guys.

Blitty, I was gonna title this thread Attention Blitty but I know how that annoys you and out of respect I didn't do it.

Blitty as God is my witness I just pumped out a turd that looked exactly like you. I didn't keep it as a momento or anything I mean its not like seeing the Virgin Mary in a tinted window or anything but it definately was a lil Shitty Blitty.

 

[Matty]

Eye-catching title, short piece, nice aeration between paragraphs, gratuitous attack on one of our premium lifestyle & entertainment posters.

My God, this is a top-notch Wally thread.

 

[betplom]

Wal, I look forward to blittys response to this thread. I expect child molestation accusations are due.

Common Blitttaaay! One time.

Wal did you take a pic of the Blitty turd?

 

[roguejuror]

How the hell you transport raw sewage manually?

 

[betplom]

How they hell you transport raw sewage manually?

Probably with a truck, I'm guessing.

Juror, Wal saw a turd that looked like Blitty, musta been a real good-looking turd.

 

[Mudcat]

I am hauling raw sewage but I am thinking of you guys.

Awwww

 

[roguejuror]

Awwww

Did wally just gave us a collective major slap?

 

[Matty]

Wait, was that some patented Wallay sarcasm?!?

Wallay you win again.

 

[Mudcat]

'cause raw sewage is serious business

 

[Tron]

Wow. A pile of shit works at a raw sewage plant. How fitting.

 

[roguejuror]

I wish I was in the raw sewage business. That shit is guaranteed money.

 

[Oksana]

If the world is a good place, Blitty will wake up before I go to sleep and see this thread.

Common Blitty, one time.

 

[Oksana]

If the world is a good place, Blitty will wake up before I go to sleep and see this thread.

Common Blitty, one time.

 

[Matty]

Wow. A pile of shit works at a raw sewage plant. How fitting.

Oh wow factor.

 

[MrMonkey]

Wow! You would of thought this? Only 11 days into the new year and the Year of Wal has turned to crap!

Wally, 11111 must have some significance? Don't know what but with all the time you'll probably spend in the shower cleansing yourself of feces residue, you'll figure it out! :

 

[wal66]

Wow. A pile of shit works at a raw sewage plant. How fitting.

Credit where credit is due. After seeing your battles with MonkeyFocker I never would have thought you had something so on point in you. Kudos Daffy, this one is good.

 

[RogueScholar]

Wal, I salute you for doing your part to end the circle jerk and return this place to the acrimony and callousness that makes posting at forums fun. Huzzah!

*This thread has received 5 out of 5 Special Shovels

 

[MrMonkey]

RS, they look like weapons more than shovels? :hides: