Random thoughts

[bacon]

 

[Cami]

Rog, you know a lot about gangs and organized crime....I'm starting to wonder about you...
(don't worry I still love you either way)

 

[bacon]

Ok listen -

If I put you in voice mail and you call back 2 seconds later there might be a good chance I'm still busy with what caused me to put you in voice mail in the first place.

So just stop, ok?

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy I know why you should put the sit down on the toilet, because you should close the lid before flushing forcing you to put the sit down.

If ever there was a situation that called for this, this is it.

 

[Cami]

Common Muddy, he means the seat. Translation:

Muddy I know why you should put the SEAT down on the toilet, because you should close the lid before flushing forcing you to put the SEAT down.

I got your back Rogue!

 

[Blitty]

 

[Mudcat]

Common Muddy, he means the seat. Translation:




I got your back Rogue!

That is so incomplete in addressing the cause my ahawut that I can only do another ahawut

 

[Teela]

Splashage, Muddy.

The toilets at work splash quite a bit. We actually have to wipe the seats down after flushing (there's a sign and everything). Pure power in that flush.

 

[MrMonkey]

Teela, did you every flush while still on the seat? If yes, was it enjoyable?

 

[Teela]

I don't sit while flushing. I don't want dirty water touching my delicates.

 

[MrMonkey]

I don't sit while flushing. I don't want dirty water touching my delicates.

OMG, you're right! Sorry, didn't think of that! On the other hand you're already a filthy hooker!

 

[Cami]

I don't sit while flushing. I don't want dirty water touching my delicates.

Agreed! Hi Teela! How are you?

 

[Mudcat]

Basically every time I crap, I flush while on the seat. Ever since they installed low-flow toilets some years back, my toilet can barely handle a proper man-sized poop. So I crap, flush, then wipe - because if I add the toilet paper to the shit, I get a clog more often than not.

Gotta dispatch the shit and the toilet paper with separate flushes.

It's pretty ridiculous.

However I can report that I basically never get any upsplash. I just get the feeling of whirling winds from below.

 

[Cami]

Our toilet in the guest bathroom/my bathroom used to flush well, and fast, now I have to stand there and hold the handle till everything goes down, and sometimes, the tp doesn't go down. It's really annoying.

 

[MrMonkey]

Agree with Muddy!

 

[Tron]

I courtesy flush even when I'm the only person within a mile of myself.


Letting your nasty waste simmer beneath you is fricking gross. Insta flushing is the only civilized move, fellas.


Anyone been having issues with "flushable" wipes being not so flushable?

 

[RayRay]

^^^ 2-3 flushes minimum...not sure how anyone sits in their own shit smell

................

3 months? sooooo fucking worth it

 

[Matty]

The concept of a courtesy flush baffles me. You dump something in the bowl, you flush the fokken thing.