Random thoughts

[roguejuror]

lol chinese dude

I like his online marketing http://home-energy-saving88.blogspot.com/

 

[stevek173]

Holy crap

 

[Saulty]

I have notice that Chinese have a hard time with Western languages grammar. For some reason they don't get that the verb is always in the middle of the sentence.

 

[roguejuror]

24/7 Service

 

[Matty]

"Zero" payments too

notice the quotes

I see what he did there

very sly

 

[Matty]

GF - Have you decided what you were gonna give me for Christmas?!?
Me - No. What do you want?
GF - I dunno, something sparkly!
Me - What's sparkly?
GF - I dunno!

What's my play here boys?

 

[stevek173]

GF - Have you decided what you were gonna give me for Christmas?!?
Me - No. What do you want?
GF - I dunno, something sparkly!
Me - What's sparkly?
GF - I dunno!

What's my play here boys?

 

[betplom]

GF - Have you decided what you were gonna give me for Christmas?!?
Me - No. What do you want?
GF - I dunno, something sparkly!
Me - What's sparkly?
GF - I dunno!

What's my play here boys?

face glitter

 

[Mudcat]

Get her a couple of these.

 

[Mudcat]

No but seriously man, it brings back memories of a very similar conversation I had years ago and I can't help but wondering if she is obliquely asking for . . .


DRAMATIC FUCKING ORCHESTRAL STRIKES !!!


. . . an engagement ring.

 

[betplom]

Muddy, your spidey sense is amazing.

 

[Mudcat]

She seems to speak with a beguiling combination of mystery and exclamation marks. She might be a keeper.

 

[roguejuror]

She seems to speak with a beguiling combination of mystery and exclamation marks. She might be a keeper.

She's the one.

 

[Matty]

She does speak with exclamation marks, oftentimes while clapping her hands enthusiastically. She also likes to start dancing without notice, at the caf, while waiting in line and at the dentist.

Face glitter wins the popular vote btw. I might throw in a bag of pop rocks.

Kidding.

But I gots no money for a diamond man. I was just talking about those with my Syrian buddy, he's getting 11k into debt for a fokken "G" rated diamond or whatever.

 

[betplom]

No money for a diamond but lots of cash for trips to Europe and America.

Well played Mathieu.

Well sort of.

 

[Saulty]

A diamond should be worth two months salary before taxes. So my advice is to get fired before popping the question.

 

[Mudcat]

She does speak with exclamation marks, oftentimes while clapping her hands enthusiastically. She also likes to start dancing without notice, at the caf, while waiting in line and at the dentist.

She sounds wonderful.

 

[wal66]

I've already called her your fiancee and now she's telling you she's your fiancee. Matty face it guy, you're getting hitched. You've got 2 weeks to go on a hell of a run picking winners to get this done.