Random thoughts

[roguejuror]

nina is in the ICU :(

 

[betplom]

nina is in the ICU :(

what happened?

 

[roguejuror]

i think heart problems

 

[wal66]

nina is in the ICU :(

Deserved it's own thread.

Thoughts are with you Nina.

 

[Mudcat]

The fuck?

 

[Blitty]

Ordered a burrito and beer from my old neighborhood fast food joint.

Cashier: "Are you twenty-one?"

Me: "Yes."

Cashier: "How old are you?"

Me: "I'm twenty..yy-.. Oh. I'm thirty."



Pretty surreal.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I was asked what age I was a couple of weeks ago and I said one year older than what I actually am.

Age. Pfft.

I never think about how old I am.

 

[wal66]

I keep forgetting how old I am. A couple weeks ago I was doing something and it came up and I immediately said 45. As soon as it came out I could feel my face getting that puzzled expression. I start thinking and eventually had to do the math. Yep, I'm 46.

 

[Matty]

20-somethings are the biggest vaginas about their age.

This too shall pass.

 

[wal66]

My brain doesn’t work anymore. When I was younger my brain was constantly turning but at the same time it was absorbing information as well. Now I’ve never been one who could retain everything he learned but I used to be better at it.

Now days my brain is still constantly turning but it absorbs much less and retains very little at all. We are supposed to grow wiser as we age but I’m getting dumber.

I’ve decided it’s Google’s fault. Before Google I had to learn something and have it available for recall as needed but ever since Google it’s just too easy to go look it up as needed instead.

 

[reno cool]

It's easy when you're a nice round # like me. 40 :

Does anybody remember the cartoon when one cat wanted to blow up his friend so he gave him a cake with 4 candles one of them being dynamite? But the other insisted he was only 3 and gave him the dynamite candle back. And they kept fighting over it. yeah that was good. One of the cats was named Louie

 

[Bread]

It's easy when you're a nice round # like me. 40 :

Does anybody remember the cartoon when one cat wanted to blow up his friend so he gave him a cake with 4 candles one of them being dynamite? But the other insisted he was only 3 and gave him the dynamite candle back. And they kept fighting over it. yeah that was good. One of the cats was named Louie

POTY type stuff from Reno right here!

 

[RayRay]

got a letter from the irs today...2nd time in 5 yrs im being audited for something...if you thought it struck fear in you to open up a pm from lou, knowing you were getting banned, you should open up one of these motherfuckers...

2 hours waiting on the phone to talk to the right person and got nowhere...appears merrill lynch fucked up the paperwork on a transfer in 2010 and the person who did the work, is no longer there...

 

[choo]

I was asked what age I was a couple of weeks ago and I said one year older than what I actually am.

were you buying cigarettes?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

were you buying cigarettes?

LOL. Close. A cocktail waitress asked me.

 

[reno cool]

hey I found it

 

[roguejuror]

louie el perico

remember Barbapapa

 

[roguejuror]

mazinger z?