MrMonkey
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- Since
- Jan 28, 2010
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FF, can't say since my video part of system is presently inactive! I believe it's Plommer's doing!
the lyrics certainly suck
did ya know his mom dressed him as a girl when he was a toddlerTeddy Roosevelt being on Mount Rushmore.
I wonder about that.
The woman keeps buying tonic water, expecting people who come over to want vodka tonics. No one drinks that shit.
Been mixing it with whiskey when I run out of ginger ale. It's actually not bad at all if you use a sweet whiskey to counterbalance the bitterness.
7 Matty Rains out of a possible 10
MIght try it with semen next.
This house dates back to ~1675 and it was built for my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-aunt who raised her family in it until her death in 1711:
http://goo.gl/maps/5cVWJ
Fun fact - in 1695, she was sued by a neighbour cause her chickens were spilling over on his property. She was ordered to make him a chicken pot pie and he was ordered to fix his fence so the chickens couldn't invade his lot.
I like it when everyone wins.