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8am

Me - Hi, I have a package coming from the US, I just want to make sure there won't be any delay because of customs clearance and whatnot.
FedEx Guy - I don't see anything wrong, you should get the package by 10:30am.
Me - Are you sure? You normally need my permission to act as the customs broker. I'm giving you permission.
FedEx Guy - No, everything looks good, feel free to track your package on our website.
Me - Okay, thanks.

8:59am

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9am

Me - Yeah, I'm expecting a package and there's a clearance delay.
FedEx Girl - Yes, you need to fill out a form. What's your email address? I'll email you the form but you need to fax it back to us.
Me - :robynballs:

Fok FedEx. Fokking retards.
 
11:30am

Me - Yeah I just faxed the papers you needed to 3 different numbers, the 2 you gave me plus the one that was on the form which was different by one digit.
FedEx Girl - Ok did you send it to 6654?
Me - No, I sent it to 6656, 6662 and 6669.
FedEx Girl - Ok can you send it to 6654?
Me - Why?
FedEx Girl - There's a note on your file asking for the fax to be sent to 6654.
Me - :robynballs:

12:48pm

Email from customs broker - We need to know how you intend to pay the taxes, please reply.
Me - I circled "credit card" on the form.
Customs broker - Thanks.

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:bashing::bashing::bashing:

Gimme my fokken diamond.
 
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Matty, GL needs to put all of it's brainpower together and come up with a legit, legal scam to rid stupid people of the money they don't deserve to possess! We can all retire and wake up every day with only worry being what we're drinking and eating that day!

Meet up once a year for a Gamelive convention, reunion, whatever!
 
I have something in my freezer called Butter Chicken Lasagna. I like all three of those things individually but I didn't know peeps were putting them together.

I guess it must have been me who bought it but I have no clear memory.

Might just have to eat that shit.
 
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I have something in my freezer called Butter Chicken Lasagna. I like all three of those things individually but I didn't know peeps were putting them together.

I guess it must have been me who bought it but I have no clear memory.

Might just have to eat that shit.
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Hmmm. This smells like something. There is a foreign smell coming from my oven. And when I say foreign, I mean foreign country. Foreign spices. Possibly India or Iran or something.

Not my thing.

The box only says Product of the USA and it has picture of a dude who looks very American at first glance - kinda resembles David Cross. But on closer inspection, he could be middle eastern. Swarthy and bearded. And there is something in the background which I didn't give much thought to - figured it was just a random pattern - but on closer inspection it might be arabic writing.


Might have made a mistake here.
 
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