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I think I might like to date her.
 
On a similar train of thought we have the phone call during a bowel movement, I just had one. During working hours I will purposely leave the fan off so that a client cannot tell I am in the bathroom so that I can field their call. I will take that call every single fokking time - 100/100. This is the level of dedication I bring to the table and the level of dedication you should expect every single time when dealing with Bacon.
 
See now, if I were the person on the other line, and I found out you were talking to me WHILST shitting, I would be kind of weirded out. What happens if it makes a loud splash? Do you think they here it? Does it make you feel weird? (and I don't mean weird because the water splashed your butt and balls) I mean weird like awkward because of the situation?
I sometimes floss my teeth while I go to the bathroom. I don't know why, the two don't really go together, it just happens.
 
Thanks to ancestry.ca, I learned today that my great-great-grandfather Eugene was born in NYC in 1870. I'm not sure what happened there. He came back home to die in Joliettte, QC in 1931.

That makes me part American. Thus qualified to comment on American politics.

Fok u Cougar Bait :dork: