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Why do we need the word micturate? It just means urinate - except it is less descriptive and harder to say. There are no subtle differences in meaning that I am aware of.

Why would anyone say micturate when they can say urinate? They wouldn't, that's why.

Get rid of it, I'm saying.
 
Micturate. Maybe it's there for people of German origin. Germans seem to like language to sound very harsh and aggressive.

Micturate is perhaps preferable to urinate for those of the Nazi persuasion.




MICTURATE!!!!



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You know you're eating bad wings when the server says "yeah they're not our best side dish". He was just being sincere though and I appreciate that. Decent kebob though but really the rice that is described as coming with it counts as a side? Between that the crappy wings and the country music probably won't be back to Texas Roadhouse anytime soon. Cami got the huge Margarita with the Patron shot and the kid won the contest because of it so that was cool. We made a video for you Rogie.
 
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Just had some mega-bacon. that's the only thing I can call it. Mega-bacon. Big thick fucking strips. Like where the usual pound of supermarket bacon will have ~32 strips, this had 14.

Extra meaty too.

You almost need a meat thermometer to cook this bacon.

Fucking mega-bacon.