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Mudcat
So what am I supposed to do now? I normally go to bed around midnight but if I do that tonight, my body is going to be all like, "DUDE!"

And I'll be all like, "I know."

And he'll be all like, "What the fuck?"

And I'll be all like, "Yap!"
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I like a shot of JD and Fresh Deck Poker for that, maybe a move.

Daft is winning I don't have the digestive tract for that anymore pal, :jealous:

:boxcleanersdaddy:
 
Old lady at cash register not able to find code for grapes.

Me: I think it's 4023 I used to be a cashier 20 years ago
Lady: If you remember that you've got a problem
Me to Cami: would you ever consider a good memory a problem?
Cami: No
Me to old lady: I just don't agree at all

She then bullied me the rest of the transaction the best she could.
 
Saulty
A friend of mine from back home is visiting the thrush aircraft plant for some meetings and I will drive him down there. We will probably arrive on Sunday, spent the night there and then leave on Monday after he is done for the meetings. I will FB message you.
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10-4
just let me know
never heard of thrush until now :lol:
... had to google it
we just got done trimming a house about 2 weeks ago not far from there
 
I'm pretty sure I have posted this before but the fact is, I don't want to be immortal. Immortal means you live forever and forever is a long time. Like, ridiculously long.

Main reason I don't want to be immortal is because I figure at some point in the course of that timespan, you would slip and fall down a crevasse or get yourself stuck in some impossibly awkward position - or maybe some maniac captures you and locks you in a little box in his underground torture chamber - and then he dies - and there is no one to help - and you are trapped like that for a vast time. Depending on the specifics of the predicament, possibly eons.

In the course of forever, something impossibly idiotic like that is bound to happen at some point. Then you're just fucked.

So I don't want to be immortal.



The good news is though, if I do happen to become immortal, it appears that I have enough staples and paper clips to last for the duration.
 
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