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I'm going to wait for a bit before I consider getting another dog. I have a few trips planned, so it works out better. Basketball this weekend in Charlotte, hockey in two weekends in Tampa (Go Habs!), Texas, Tennessee, and New York in the next few months. Boarding one dog is much cheaper.
 
I would get soap in the mouth when I was a kid. Not because I did something wrong, but because someone else would end up with it and I would be all, "Whatever, it's not that bad. That's a lame punishment." Irish Spring was the best tasting of the soaps.


I was just taking a shower and I remembered this comment and on an impulse I stuck the whole foaming bar of soap in my mouth. I agree, it's not that bad. I won't say it's nothing - there is a definite aftertaste that is not going away very fast. It's not a disgusting taste, just unnatural. But it's really not a devastating punishment unless, I guess, you are a kid who has been totally psyched out to believe it's supposed to be terrible.

Any kid who has his shit together should just shrug at the whole affair.
 
yeah the pretzel was really really big 13 dollar pretzel

those bar patrons were REALLY into their WWE, like more so than any patrons were into any "sporting" event I can remember since I was at a bar for 2011 March Madness first round upsets
 
I was just taking a shower and I remembered this comment and on an impulse I stuck the whole foaming bar of soap in my mouth. I agree, it's not that bad. I won't say it's nothing - there is a definite aftertaste that is not going away very fast. It's not a disgusting taste, just unnatural. But it's really not a devastating punishment unless, I guess, you are a kid who has been totally psyched out to believe it's supposed to be terrible.

Any kid who has his shit together should just shrug at the whole affair.



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That made my day, Muddy!

No, not a very good punishment, which is why I probably got in trouble for saying that it wasn't that bad. Kneeling on beads on the other hand...
 
It's not about sexy time - I am a scientist!


I guess in terms of punishment, it is all about that aftertaste. It really lingers. After awhile I had a big bowl of jalapeno chips - I was munching on those for a good half hour while watching a movie. Pretty strong, hot chips.

Afterwards I realized I could still faintly taste that Irish Spring and I did not want to swear.
 
I have crickets in my bathroom. I hear them chirping whenever I go in there. I would guess there are about 6.

I assume they were put there by the people who are secretly watching me all day on hidden cameras. They must have waited for me to go out and installed the crickets in the bathroom.

I feel like they are making some kind of metaphorical statement. If it was the bedroom, that would be more clear. But it's the bathroom so I don't know how to interpret.



Crickets in the bathroom.
 
Okay I'll just go ahead and back up then. I don't know what is meant by dry rain. I saw the original reference and just let it pass because, I dunno, just figured I was out to lunch on something and c'est la vie. But now it is being repeated so: what is it?

I was thinking some kind of drug?