Dafuq is up with her eyeballs?
No but what I actually came here to discuss is some recent matters of self-awareness. Basically there are three.
1) I frequently handicap myself. Like for example when heading out to the store today with a $22 cheque in my wallet, I set odds on whether I would remember to stop at the bank on the way by and deposit it. Then as I headed back, it occurred to me I should pick up my mail so I set odds if I would remember that.
2) I have a low opinion of myself in these sorts of matters. I set the odds at 41% I would remember to deposit the cheque and 44% I would remember to grab the mail.
3) I am correct to have such a low opinion. I forgot both.