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Doin' It Wrong, Vol. 4

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Vol. 4 is killing me. :lmao: I'm not sure what they mean when they claim that the space between his wife's thigh isn't her vagina, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. I haven't seen THAT many vaginas in my life, although all of them happened to be perfectly situated between the girl's thighs.

Small sample size though. I'm no authority on the matter.
 
Dafuq is up with her eyeballs?



No but what I actually came here to discuss is some recent matters of self-awareness. Basically there are three.


1) I frequently handicap myself. Like for example when heading out to the store today with a $22 cheque in my wallet, I set odds on whether I would remember to stop at the bank on the way by and deposit it. Then as I headed back, it occurred to me I should pick up my mail so I set odds if I would remember that.

2) I have a low opinion of myself in these sorts of matters. I set the odds at 41% I would remember to deposit the cheque and 44% I would remember to grab the mail.

3) I am correct to have such a low opinion. I forgot both.