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In my mind, if I continue to ask for ridiculous animals (antelope, sloth, lemur, goat, pig), I will eventually wear the man down and he will graciously allow me to get another dog. However, he is going more for the goat idea than I had anticipated.
 
Mudcat
It happened again. I threw away a bunch of perfectly edible food.

I cooked a roast beef for dinner last night but it was just sub-par. Sometimes you just never know. Looks okay at the store but ---> no.

So I ate my dinner and then when I was done I considered the possibility of leftovers. That was the original plan. 1 dinner and then about 3 rounds of leftovers.

But no, I could not see myself building more meals around that particular roast beef. It was the kind of roast beef where, I swear to god, there were some bites I chewed on for awhile and finally just took them out of my mouth. Not because of bad taste but just weird chewiness. Some - most - bites were better than that but . . . yeah, no. In the garbage it went.

Too bad. I know there are people in this cruel world who would welcome that roast beef.




What're ya gonna do?



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Donate it to Africa.
 
That's what I want to do. Send it to Africa, RJ, the starving kids in West Virginia.

Same thing when I threw out all the grape Freezie-Pops from the variety box. I would like someone to have them.

But how?

The human race really needs to get hustling on the transporter technology.



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Mudcat
That's what I want to do. Send it to Africa, RJ, the starving kids in West Virginia.
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lol yes West Virginia

that was a reference to the Freezie-Pop post, glad you remember. Mudcat, sir, you are a professional.

see boys this is what "pay attention" is all about

Teela
Donate the food to RJ. He's eating ring dings and hot pockets.
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I'd eat your antelope, and MonkeyF0cker would eat your goat.
 
i hired a car service to take me home last night/this morning at 6am because I was drunk in queens with no food in my stomach. I didnt tell the driver any of this. but it was obvious I was drunk. when i got out of the car the driver said "you need to eat something". i said "yeah i will" and he said "your eyes are hallow from lack of nutrients. when did you last eat?" I said "uhm 4 days ago. I've been sick and I just cant." the driver reached into his bag and handed me a cookie. I said thank you and got out of the car, went home, and passed out.

i have the cookie in front of me. do i eat it?
 
This is all news to me. I will keep it in the back of my mind for when the opportunity presents itself.

Still I wish I could paint like Dali because I am having some striking visions of assembling and consuming meatballs with the extensive use of Allen Keys.
 
We went to the bar and took down a couple pitchers

Everyone was cool we just had a great time, I had a horrible scratch and the lady bartender walks by me and goes "nice shot"

Certified, scare of my life thus far is over.

Big boy pants. Yes I like them quite much.

Much love to all.
 
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