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I have never heard rumors of this mythical beast that can wipe its ass with one square of toilet paper. Sounds like an urban legend on par with Candyman.

Untenable, implausible - preposterous!



Now there are times when a poop comes out so clean that it's almost like no wiping is required. However one still wipes - with at least 8 squares.
 
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Muddy, I just ran out of tissues, went through three boxes in two weeks. I like the Puffs Plus Lotion personally.
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I recently found an old stash of Kleenex that I had set aside for a recovery meeting that no longer exists - so I have been using those up lately.

What I usually use though - and what I prefer - is paper towels. Just rip one off the roll and give it a good blow.
 
That hurts my nose, and they are so big it almost feels wasteful to me. Not to mention when I get a runny nose, it doesn't I end up blowing it like every five minutes, so I need/like something soft. I use paper towels when I get bloody noses though, soaks it up better.
 
Geeze Muddy, I didn't know blowing ones nose could be so manly!
Matty, I don't give a fok what anyone else does, just not my style. Paper towels aren't that expensive, I just don't have big blows,
lol, that sounded dirty. lol
 
And another thing - about paper towels. I use a paper towel with basically every meal. It's something that has been drilled into my head I guess. Not that it's a terrible idea - but the point is - I eat a dinner like last night - roast pork, baked potato, tomato slice, oil and vinegar cole slaw. Glass of milk.

Being a guy that uses a knife and fork fairly effectively, I might not use the paper towel at all other than maybe a mouthwipe for a small bit of milk at the end. As a guy who can keep his milk under control, I might not use the paper towel at all. It's really only there just-in-case. But I'm not going to reuse it because I don't remember if I used it for something. Who knows? Throw the paper towel out.

If we want to talk about wasteful, that paper towel - which is being employed for its god-given purpose - is getting a lot less business than the one I use for my controversial morning noseblow.

So yeah.
 
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