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Who me? Loblaws.

Yes you. Thanks. xoxoxoxoxo

Bonus fonny:

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I didn't plan well though. Normally I would have a more harmonious chip with my wings. A dill pickle chip perhaps or just a plain chip.

But all I have here at the moment is these "Canadian Burger" chips that caught my eye and I decided on a whim to put in my shopping basket (which, having snacked upon them the other evening, I can now tell you is a one-time event).


Oh well, it's just an inappropriate chip. What is the worst thing that can happen? . . .



 
Watched a video on healthy lifestyle through juicing. Ummm like actual juice not steroids.

Bought a juicer.

Bought some vegetables.

Bought some fruit.

Juiced some vegies tasted like ass.

Juiced some fruit, tasted less like ass kind of like fruit but still kind of not great.

FYI bananas don't juice they make banana paste.

FYI #2 when juicing vegies add a lil lemon to help (that's HELP but not a lot) make it at least a little better.

FYI #3 fok'n juicing is messy as all hell.
 
And sometimes I dream of a country called Kingdom of Peace. And all they do is kick butt. Kingdom of Peace routinely invades neighboring countries and slaughters large numbers of locals who are unprepared because they don't expect that from a place called Kingdom of Peace. Schools and hospitals are specifically targeted, as well as museums where cultural artifacts are annihilated.

On a regular basis, Kingdom of Peace launches powerful rockets in random directions just to see what will happen.

Kingdom of Peace publicly beats and executes anyone accused of treason without a trial.

And sometimes foreigners will go there on holiday because it's called Kingdom of Peace which sounds so nice and they will end up having their fingernails and toenails ripped out and they will be beaten unconscious at which point natives will shit on them because the custom in Kingdom of Peace is, when needing to take a shit, to do so on unconscious tourists if any are available.



And the foreigners wake up in pain and covered in shit and they will say, "What the fuck? I thought this was going to be good! The place is called Kingdom of Peace!"

And then sometimes someone will punch them in the throat.




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