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The closest Tim Hortons to me is at a gas station down the road. The one lady that works there may be the ugliest woman in the world. I don't even know how to describe her. Fat and misshapen, balding on top of her head, yet with quite a bit of facial hair. Her speaking voice is somewhere between a lisp and making a raspberry.

It would be hard to design a woman that is less physically appealing.

I would not rule out the possibility that this women is also learning disabled in some way - but she has always done a decent job. She has good manners. I have seen her many times and, despite my revulsion, I have always been polite to her. I feel bad for her. I feel like a lot of her shortcomings are not her fault. She just got the crappy end of the genetics lottery. Some people do and it sucks.



However . . .



I learned something new about her today. One thing I have always told myself, in trying to stress the positive, is that she has good hygiene. She looks like she should smell but she never has.

Until today. I caught a strong whiff of BO coming off her today.

So that was a nasty little twist in my relationship with Tim Hortons.
 
At least you know where to find a virgin!

But seriously, I would behave as you did and would definitely feel bad for her.

As you said, "She just got the crappy end of the genetics lottery. Some people do and it sucks."

Life ain't fair, thats for sure.

Although I joke around alot I am being serious when I say I feel some tremendous guilt at times when vacationing in Cuba. I am nowhere near rich but in such a poor place like Cuba I am very rich compared to the citizens of that country. I can afford to spend money on things that Cubans have little chance of doing themselves.
 
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Man, didnt think the french accent could turn me off THAT much...
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