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Mudcat what's happening with that lady you met? Seemed like you guys really hit it off.
Were waiting for an update.
Were waiting for an update.
Mudcat what's happening with that lady you met? Seemed like you guys really hit it off.
Were waiting for an update.
Mudcat what's happening with that lady you met? Seemed like you guys really hit it off.
Were waiting for an update.
Fiver pay attention pal.
Muddy was dipping his wick with that broad then she dumped him, he is now pursuing an asian broad with low self esteem.
Think how many views will come when you do Hallelujah.
Message received, Muddy sides with the 1%.
Who ever don't know a $2 bill has never been in a strip club.
In the locker room after work today, I washed my hands and was getting ready to dry them. There is a paper towel dispenser there and I have determined that I need 3 paper towels to dry my hands. I could get the job done with 2 but 3 is the number I have settled on.
A bunch of guys were there washing up and there was a guy waiting behind me as I pulled out my paper towels 1, 2, 3.
"Come on, Mudcat!" he sez. "Don't scrimp on the paper towels. What are ya, tryin to save this shitty place some money?"
And he proceeded to dispense himself a large number of paper towels - I wasn't counting but I'll guess 9. He dried his hands in the wad with a look of proud defiance on his face. He clearly thought he was being quite the badass.
He was looking at me as he did it and I was clearly supposed to be impressed.
"Um," I said.
It was like, "I'll teach those assholes for giving me a job which I am free to leave any time at above average wages and benefits."
What is it with people?
You acted like a real PAWN in this spot, Mudcat.
A real man would have peeled off 10-15 sheets of paper to dry 2 hands and REALLY stick it to the machine.
Then again, you're a mega PAWN for going to work every day to begin with. REAL men don't wake up early for work and have supervisors
who delegate.
Who ever don't know a $2 bill has never been in a strip club.