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when is it appropriate to use the word "brains"

my wife says that if someone dies in a motorcycle accident and they head is split open (or any other serious trauma for that matter)

and the contents of their head is on the pavement...

it is their Brains on the pavement


I am accepting of this, but I don't feel that it is literally the most grammatically correct way of going about it...

if my penis got smashed all over someone's windshield you wouldn't say my Dicks was scattered all about


intestines is a whole nother can of worms i'm not ready to get into yet
 
I'm a HUGH fan of Babies that go out and kill people.

I mean they are babies....

Baby homicide is awesome....

I celebrate when my nephew poops in a toliet!!!

now if he went and killed someone.... he'd definitely be getting a happy meal from me
 
The first 4 hours of day 2 of my homicide class today was investigating baby homicides


This included several autopsy photos


I'm pretty sure that's a big reason why I'm drinking on a Tuesday night

Awesome.

They were doing some medical research on frozen cadaver heads at the spoke factory. Had them all propped up on big empty fishing line spools.

Guy who told me about it had access to where this was taking place. I begged him so hard to sneak me in there to check it out but he thought better of it.

Bummer :(