Speaking of which, here's what happens today.
Ok it started the other night. I was playing music, drinking beer on my porch. This big black guy on a bicycle says hey man, I've had a long day, can I get a beer? I say to him I can tell you real and strong as fuck (thinking he could be my backup around here if anyone has a problem), so here you go. He thanks me and rides off.
Ok so today I'm drinking beer, learning my new laptop, etc. on the porch. He comes back and says yo man you remember me? You gave me a beer the other night. I say yeah, what's up man, what you need.
He's like listen, I've been down and out recently and I need a few bucks for a taco.
He's like I need a few dollars to grab a taco. I say I don't give out money to people.
He's like WHAT?
Some more babble then I basically say hey man you're up a beer. Just leave me alone.
He's like YOU WANNA GO? Acting like I said something wrong to him, which never happened.
I grab my laptop and tablet, run in and slam the door.
I come back and basically shout I just grabber my knife and mace and I'll be looking for you motherfucker.
I yell some more.
This beautiful, stunning woman with a baby walking by gives me a little wtf eye roll.
I'm like listen I'm sorry if I upset your child, some guy stalking me to my home looking for money, and told her the entire story. She listened, and smiled.
And I'm like I'm headed back into real estate in about a week but lately I've been to cover the Kings of Leon and U2 so when I get piped up, I get piped up. She softly smiled more, and walked away.
So the moral of this story is trust no one who doesn't have money. That guy decided I was his "mark" for life. I know how that goes for those people. You start small, but you keep taking more and more because he decided I'm his sucker for life, all because I gave him one beer, believing his stupid story and looking for strong friend for someone else who fucked with me when I was playing harmonica next to a dumpster the other night.
Because of that piece of shit that made me just about shit my pants, I ran up to the bathroom and dropped my main laptop on top of the toilet so as not to actually shit my pants.
Now That laptop won't except what I know is my password, so I have to completely wipe it out while praying it again comes back. I also have to install a security camera, and I also have to have my knife and mace on me at all times for him. HE comes at me again, loses an eye or two after trying to swig first. Then he also goes to jail.
But beautiful? Thank you so much for listening to me and at least for a bit feeling ok about what happened. I hope to see you again. So beautiful. Thank you SO much.