Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Bastards found me though. Got a letter sitting here from the office that does Jury Duty.



They said last time there was a minimum 3 years before they would call again. This must be damn near 3 years to the day. I remember what was going on when I was on that Jury - the Blue Jays were making mad moves for David Price and Troy Tulowitzki and others. That was into August 2015.

Bastards.

I guess I should open the letter.

 

[Blitty]

If you think mangos are trickery wait till you discover avocados

 

[Tron]

If you think mangos are trickery wait till you discover avocados

I mean Jesus Christ could these things be any harder to find at the proper time to be eaten?

 

[Blitty]

 

[Blitty]

 

[Mudcat]

I got the strangest hemorrhoid right now.

Usually hemorrhoids, for me, basically come right out the anus and are shaped something like a pencil eraser. But this thing is not on the anus. It's a couple inches over on my ass.

So there is a solid thing under the skin on the back of my ass.

And it's not shaped like a pencil eraser. It basically feels like a domino under there.

Maybe it's not a hemmorhoid. I'm calling it a hemorrhoid but maybe it's a tumor.

I don't know. Something is going on in my ass.

 

[Blitty]

ITS NOT A TUMOR

 

[roguejuror]

Muddy needs his ass examined

 

[Mudcat]

It's pretty much gone now. It was all the sitting on my ass last weekend that caused it.

A couple of working days, being on my feet all day, softened it right up.

Hooray for my ass.

 

[Mudcat]

My barber just raised his price for a haircut again. It has gone from $16 to $18 to $21 - in less than 2 years.

That quite a bit in terms of percentage increase. I feel like I should take my business elsewhere in protest but I can't. Damn them and their excellent manly man barbering experience!

 

[reno cool]

there's milk that stays good for months now. How did this happen?

 

[vagabond]

^^ thanks to Tetra Pak and preservatives. I have been using this milk for about eight/nine years though it has been around for much longer.

 

[roguejuror]

reno they have anti grey hair shampoo also

 

[reno cool]

well I was never much of a milk drinker, but I remember it only lasted 1-2 weeks. Now I have this opened near empty bottle that's been sitting for months, still good.

 

[Mudcat]

I just don't have time for the shit I don't have time for.

I don't have time for it.

 

[Matty]

Childless people who claim they don't have time to do stuff can, with all due respect, suck on my massive curved dick while tickling my hairy dad balls. I could certainly use the action.

 

[Tron]

Childless people who claim they don't have time to do stuff can, with all due respect, suck on my massive curved dick while tickling my hairy dad balls. I could certainly use the action.

My brother is always whining about how busy he and his zero children are.

I’ll send him your address for that blow job.

 

[Mudcat]

Childless people who claim they don't have time to do stuff can, with all due respect, suck on my massive curved dick while tickling my hairy dad balls. I could certainly use the action.

Okay but my post was not about being busy. It was about disdain. Like if I turn on the TV and there are a bunch of hysterical Americans speaking with absolute certainty about stuff they know nothing about - i.e. Americans being Americans ---> while I might, in a practical sense, have more time than the average father of 3 to watch them bicker stupidly among themselves . . .

I don't have time for it.