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I have a relative who did that and it went well. I like the energy from a thankful audience though. No, I've never felt it. I simply wasn't good enough.

That's what I want. Them to be happy and everyone to fuckin party.

COMMON.
 
Trashed on my porch last night. My shirt was clearly all dirty. Obliterated. This hottie walks by with her boyfriend and a hugh cigarette ash falls on my belly. At the second that happens she shouts "are you serious"?

Not 100% sure it was aimed at me but I'm pretty sure. Local hotties knocked on their wall facing my place as I was walking in. I gently knocked back.

Fucked Big Al she's still passed out, I have strawberries waiting for her when she gently wakes up. Have to go - have to gently rub her as she wakes up. She deserves it after having to watch Archie fuck that Donkey in Montana. That was fucked up.
 
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Got the are you cool check at the show. Girl asks me to light a joint for her. No idea how old she was but yeah legit ten. I light it up. It's not quite there, she needs me to light it longer. No problem. I say "I'd smoke with you all but I'm bipolar and it makes me paranoid". She says nothing and walks away.

Yeah, he's alright.

Melissa told me she will get my high and will push me past the Paranoia.

I believe you incredible, I'm in.
 
How long did I just sleep for? I don't have time for that. I think I started a hit song yesterday? What?: I'll do another one tomorrow. Why? How long will it take me to wake up this time?

Jesus.

What's even been going on? Gotta get it all done before.

Wtf?
 
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