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My toilet got repaired awhile back. It used to take a hella long time to refill the tank after flushing - which, though inconvenient if you wanted to start a shower, was not the reason for the repair. At one point it just got so it was running slightly all the time. Just kinda sorta leaking internally or something.

So I put in a request.

Anyway, when the guy fixed it, suddenly it resets after flushing really quick. Like 10 seconds and it's done. You can actually go ahead and start the shower any time and it will still go ahead and do its thing and finish up really quick.

Sweet toilet.
 
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Who me? Maybe never.

Big happenings at work yesterday. Just BOOM - both heads of my department are gone. Fired. Sacked. I am actually really glad about the one guy who sucked major ass - but the other guy seemed great to me.

I guess my department is not getting the job done??? I dont know how else to view it. So then what does that say about us foot soldiers? Are we being evaluated for who stays and who goes?

:dunno:

I will move when I feel comfortable and secure. In other words, not yet.
 
It is a TV show.

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(No it's not.)
 
That is oddly quasi-related to something else this morning.

Driving in my car just now, radio guy was talking about being out jogging and still half a mile from home when his last night's supper disagreed with him. The implication was he needed to shit and it couldn't wait until he got home. Long story short, he made the decision to shit in the woods (and use his socks as toilet paper.)

That's all well and good but he kept saying everyone has been through it.

No. I have never been through it. I mean I have shit in the outdoors due to natural needing to shit when camping or whatever, but I can't ever recall a completely unforeseen emergency situation or accident. Even during my drugging days.

Like I have had the coming-off-opiates shits plenny times - which are serious, tenacious shits - but there has always been some level of control. Just easily hold it till I get to a toilet, bada-bing, bada-boom.



Just naked outdoors though? I have to give that some thought.



Okay, good talk!
 
At least 100 times in the last year.

Last time was a few days ago fucking 26 feet up in the air in the Fuck Tower of Doom that I built for the burn.

I'd guess that in the arc of my life, I'm probably at peak outdoor nakedness right about now.
 
There seems to be huge variance in the sphincter control department.

I'm like mudcat, no matter how bad, I can keep it in.

But most people seem to have stories about shitting themselves, or at least shitting in very strange places to avoid it. Some people have, like, a dozen of these stories. A lot seem to have shit the bed as adults.

It boggles the mind.
 
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