Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

you couldn't get away with that here in the right lane, somebody'd be up your ass

How does that equate to me not getting away with it? People can be chabs in traffic all they want ---> it doesn't change anything for me.

 

[IAG]

How does that equate to me not getting away with it? People can be chabs in traffic all they want ---> it doesn't change anything for me.

they would shoot you in Colorado

 

[reno cool]

I don't like people riding my bumper. (I still think the guy on my tail may have been partially responsible for deer accident.)
I mean if you need to break, the guy's gonna nail you. Its not gonna make me feel any better if I'm paralyzed, that the other guy was at fault.

 

[reno cool]

Also somebody might be in a hurry for a valid reason, why be a dick? Although I know vast majority of these speeding turds need to be locked up

 

[betplom]

"Choir"

Pronounced kwyer but the o is before the I.

Chore is the correct pronunciation.


Don't get me started on Brett FaVre.

 

[Mudcat]

I don't like people riding my bumper. (I still think the guy on my tail may have been partially responsible for deer accident.)
I mean if you need to break, the guy's gonna nail you. Its not gonna make me feel any better if I'm paralyzed, that the other guy was at fault.

You sound like a pawn for the chab constituency.

Me? I see a chab getting all frothed up? It increases my glee. I laugh aloud.


HAHA!!


That's how I laugh.

 

[Badnina]

I leave for a week at the beach next Friday around noon. The problem is this. My brain is looking forward to this and has already gone on vacation. I have finals next week and other school stuff I need to finish this weekend. This could possibly be bad.

 

[Saulty]

Don't they have minimum speed limit in Canada? Here in the US you can't drive less than 45 mph on the interstate. If you go 10 mph you will get hit and die in a fiery inferno.

 

[FairWarning]

And I go there and drive in the left lane ~10 km/hr below the limit.

Tormenting impatient people ----> brings me joy.

Excellent way to cause an accident. Indiana tickets drivers for this. Left lanes are for passing.

 

[Mudcat]

My favorite thing is driving really slow in the left lane - and getting some chab all worked up until he actually causes an accident - and we both roll our cars a bunch of times and suffer compound fractures - and then he charges up to me with a bone sticking out of his arm - and I have a couple of ribs poking out - and then he's all freaked out because I'm naked. And I'm like, "What? You've never seen one of these before? It's called a penis."

I drive naked. Not sure if I mentioned that.

And then he gets all freaked out and I'm like, "You want to do sexual stuff with this penis, don't you? You big homosexual."

And he starts walking away with the bone sticking out of his arm and I'm like, "That's right. Walk away. Like a chab."

And then I laugh aloud.


HAHA!!


Same way as I laughed before.

 

[bacon]

You fuckin dick.

 

[Mudcat]

At least I ain't no chab.

 

[bacon]

Fair enough.

 

[roguejuror]

My favorite thing is driving really slow in the left lane - and getting some chab all worked up until he actually causes an accident - and we both roll our cars a bunch of times and suffer compound fractures - and then he charges up to me with a bone sticking out of his arm - and I have a couple of ribs poking out - and then he's all freaked out because I'm naked. And I'm like, "What? You've never seen one of these before? It's called a penis."

I drive naked. Not sure if I mentioned that.

And then he gets all freaked out and I'm like, "You want to do sexual stuff with this penis, don't you? You big homosexual."

And he starts walking away with the bone sticking out of his arm and I'm like, "That's right. Walk away. Like a chab."

And then I laugh aloud.


HAHA!!


Same way as I laughed before.

lol

 

[Mudcat]

And that's all after someone dumps me into the ocean 9 miles from shore and I had to swim in.

 

[Mudcat]

I find it odd though that there are as many spiders on Jenny's 12th floor balcony as on my 2nd floor balcony.

All bastards in any case.

 

[reno cool]

I leave for a week at the beach next Friday around noon. The problem is this. My brain is looking forward to this and has already gone on vacation. I have finals next week and other school stuff I need to finish this weekend. This could possibly be bad.

boy, I thought you were older

 

[Mudcat]

I dreamt about very friendly squirrels. They were many different color combos and they came right up to you.