Random thoughts

[bacon]

How do you burn crab legs?


I have countless sets of dishes and china, but prefer to eat off of Chinet these days. No lie. Mom gets the good dishes.

Threw em on my shitty grill for a quick fix then was doing other shit.

That's exactly how you burn crab legs.

 

[kato]

steve(s) - buy a steamer

 

[Matty]

Babay doesn't care for the arrowroot cookies his mom buys, so he feeds them to me.

I love those things.

 

[Mudcat]

You're like the family dog.

 

[bacon]

Kid's gonna have Matty doing all the chores by the time he's 8

 

[Mudcat]

I think I would prefer to not pee.

This whole thing of stopping what I'm doing and going to pee ---> I'd rather not.

Not saying I want to be able to just pee wherever I am without it interrupting my stuff; I'm saying I want to be done with peeing altogether.

Someone needs to invent a thing for that.

 

[bacon]

Muddy if you start wearing a catheter because you feel peeing is inconvenient you'll be my personal hero.

 

[Matty]

Just realized that Instadebit is in my office building. I'd seen "IDS Management" on the way up the elevator, but never made the connection until today.

 

[bacon]

Get on it.

 

[roguejuror]

I think I would prefer to not pee.

This whole thing of stopping what I'm doing and going to pee ---> I'd rather not.

Not saying I want to be able to just pee wherever I am without it interrupting my stuff; I'm saying I want to be done with peeing altogether.

Someone needs to invent a thing for that.

Shouldn't have stopped evolving.

 

[Mudcat]

I blame Darwin or the pope or something

 

[bacon]

So, thinking about switching gyms because I work a lot and would like something that's 24/7 accessible, I prefer working out when no one else is around as well. I call this place that's part of a chain the the guy who answers the phone tells me that he has to have a manager call me back to handle that and they can schedule a sit down. Dude this is not a marketing meeting this is a gym membership. Looks like it's $35 a month.

So can we do that? I'm a little too busy for a "sit down" over a gym membership.

Sheesh.

 

[bacon]

Alright they have gyms everywhere. I'll be working out near Gamelive posters homes but I will visit zero of them I just want to be near you to feel your inspiration to add fuel to my workout.

 

[bacon]

Going to do cardio at gym #1 RIGHT NOW.

Crazy stuff, right?

Will keep you posted.

 

[roguejuror]

Just realized that Instadebit is in my office building. I'd seen "IDS Management" on the way up the elevator, but never made the connection until today.

They take the whole floor?

 

[Matty]

Nah, looks like they share a floor with several other businesses.

 

[bacon]

I did some cardio, some chest and of course those calves of mine.

On my tombstone: omfg those calves

 

[housepicks]

Box jumping