Random thoughts

[Matty]

15 calories per drop

fuck you houser

 

[housepicks]

And if there was a pack a skittles in there your dick would be rainbow colored right now so what's the point.

 

[bacon]

It's looking more and more like these two girls and/or their people talked to each other and are going to murder me. But I wasn't in a relationship with either
of them, so whatever. A dude can't shop?

Pfft.

I don't know what form they will murder me via, if it's soft well then that's ok. Don't make me go see dreamkiller

DON'T MAKE ME DO IT

*If someone would just give me a very hostile handjob this whole this would be over.

I mean what the fuck.

* - A hot female is required for this request

Awhile back Cali said on here why shouldn't she put me in a headlock and make me sit there and
take a handjob. Now I know it won't be her for good reason, but I do think that is the task that is
required.



And what the FUCK is blonde talk over me girl, anyway. This whole county is a fucking minefield.

Focus has shifted to hoping for date girl text, she is a fucking riot. But guess what - no text no date.
She has me at the counter with a group of people talking about how she has to go do a relative after work. I said well enjoy that then.
No one reacts to any of it.

What the fuck is that? You have to do WHAT?! To WHO?!

But hey - I'm making all this up.

 

[Matty]

The CBC decided to rebrand Jian Ghomeshi's old show Q.

It is now known as q, lowercase.

From uppercase to lowercase.

It's a radio show.

 

[stevek174]

I've called Quincy Q so many damn times

Grats Quincy that's pretty awesome, man.

 

[stevek174]

Quincy the cigar box guitar playing turning the stuffed animal around forced to live with his mother by the law tv star gig set up guy.

Now that guy does it all.

 

[Mudcat]

I remember when Jian Ghomeshi was publishing long diatribes on facebook refuting allegations and justifying behaviors and launching wrongful dismissal lawsuits.

Somewhere along the way, he changed his tune.



Changed his tune.

 

[PuckOff]

Did he ever!!!

 

[PuckOff]

It's doubtful that he will ever recover. Stranger things have happened though.

 

[stevek174]

I'm pretty sure I know exactly what's going to go down this weekend, and it's too funny if true.

All I'm saying for now.



<---how did I not see this smilie until now?!

 

[Matty]

Oh wow, Beatles bobblehead smilie.

Can we make it a bit bigger?

 

[stevek174]

it's so nice mang. I second that request AND AND

I WANT a KOL smilie. ONE TIME, COMMON

 

[Mudcat]

Very low-key with the smiley addition there.

 

[Mudcat]

I don't like how you say food

Say food differently

 

[Boner_18]

Fat people check out vending machine bottoms.

In related news..my sharpie marker today gave out..so I scrstched an itch in my asscrack and threw it on the ground.

Somebody...has stinky fingers right now.

And white trash people litter. For shame.

 

[Mudcat]

Sometimes I wonder if I am too muscular.

 

[Mudcat]

It's possible that I'm not.

 

[Mudcat]

It pays to have an occasional jump-check to see if there is anything right at the back of upper shelves that are above eye level. Just did that with a snack shelf and found a bag of M & M's, a little Kit Kat orange, and some Jalapeno/Cheddar chips.

I don't even remember having those chips so they gotta be pretty damn old so I just let those go. The other stuff is fine though. Eating the M & M's RIGHT NOW.