Random thoughts

[Matty]

Bluteeth.

 

[bacon]

Yeah I could see how someone could spend a fortune quickly. They got clocks, watches. I don't want any of that shit. Good with this. $100 venture cause ya know what?

Fuck wires.

 

[Matty]

http://bluetoothdouchebag.com/

 

[Tron]

Looks like the gym is really working wonders for that guy. Perfect physique.

 

[bacon]

Well yeah Larry David's in on it too and he's 10 out of 10 on the worshipable scale

What's fucked up is I'd never do it in a place where people are trying to hear something else or carry on conversation. It's a matter of responsiveness and efficiency in business. The one that scares me is that dude in the parking lot. That I would do because it's the fucking parking lot. I'm not going to hide in my car because it annoys some prick who doesn't have enough of a life to focus on their own shit.

So basically when you see me on that site, let's highfive.

 

[kato]

 

[bacon]

That was probably counterproductive.

 

[Matty]

Apprently it's easier to punch them out.

 

[kato]

 

[Matty]

What's that thing over his shoulder, a jacket?

 

[bacon]

You would think his chest would be poofier. I don't think he was even benching 2 bills.

 

[Matty]

His hair looks like a strawmallow.

 

[bacon]

If I were at a gym showering and he walked in I'd throw the soap past him to distract him, and then I'd sprint out clenching my buttcheeks possibly crying. Only debate would be if was in my locker and if it was worth time for the lock. Clothes no, electronics would have to think about.

 

[kato]

strong specimen of latino power

his best role

 

[bacon]

See that does not look like a dude that would want to fuck my asshole.

Cartoons can really put a nice spin on things.

 

[Mudcat]

Anticipation.

People have vastly different abilities in this area. Thinking ahead. What are the inevitable consequences of my actions and what is happening around me?

Wayne Gretzky is the example I always think of. The guy was so amazing at thinking ahead and envisioning what was coming.

This guy here ---> definitely not the Wayne Gretzky of motorcycling.

 

[bacon]

Yeah cause you'd do better.

 

[Matty]

The idiot tried to use his arms as leverage.