Matty
0-fers Will Happen™
- Since
- Jan 26, 2010
- Messages
- 52,206
- Score
- 7,404
- Tokens
- 50
You know you've lead an interesting life when you can claim that Bill Cosby masturbated with your hand.
Random thoughts
- Start date •
- Replies
- Views 2,418,749 Views
-
- Tags
- random
bacon
Banned
- Since
- Jun 25, 2012
- Messages
- 17,967
- Score
- 1
- Tokens
- 0
and I thought I was ordinary all this time
bacon
Banned
- Since
- Jun 25, 2012
- Messages
- 17,967
- Score
- 1
- Tokens
- 0
Guy calls me bitching about being called on a Saturday morning.
"on a saturday morning?!"
"it's not saturday"
<click>
Must be nice pal.
"on a saturday morning?!"
"it's not saturday"
<click>
Must be nice pal.
Matty
0-fers Will Happen™
- Since
- Jan 26, 2010
- Messages
- 52,206
- Score
- 7,404
- Tokens
- 50
In Mattyland, cold-callers would be summarily executed.
Just as an FYI.
Just as an FYI.
bacon
Banned
- Since
- Jun 25, 2012
- Messages
- 17,967
- Score
- 1
- Tokens
- 0
We are not cold callers. Anyone we contact has put an inquiry in on a website that we are following up on.
We are warm callers.
We are warm callers.
Matty
0-fers Will Happen™
- Since
- Jan 26, 2010
- Messages
- 52,206
- Score
- 7,404
- Tokens
- 50
They prolly meant to sign up for a porn newsletter.
bacon
Banned
- Since
- Jun 25, 2012
- Messages
- 17,967
- Score
- 1
- Tokens
- 0
There's a cross sell there.
roguejuror
matty's hype man
- Since
- Jan 24, 2010
- Messages
- 65,924
- Score
- 6,823
- Tokens
- 36
how about cold text messages?
reno cool
Fuck You Mocha Joe
- Since
- Jan 29, 2010
- Messages
- 20,500
- Score
- 1,280
- Tokens
- 0
: Mattyland and Renoland, I wonder how these nations(?) would get along.
Mudcat
yap
- Since
- Jan 27, 2010
- Messages
- 32,603
- Score
- 436
- Tokens
- 0
Carrie Underwood can bite upon my ass.
Mudcat
yap
- Since
- Jan 27, 2010
- Messages
- 32,603
- Score
- 436
- Tokens
- 0
Dealing with some work correspondence today from someone named Agnes Ballbag.
Well, it's not actually that exactly. It's actually Balibag - but it sure looks like Ballbag whenever I see it on first glance.
Ballbag is what I'm going with.
It's fonny because I'm 8.
Well, it's not actually that exactly. It's actually Balibag - but it sure looks like Ballbag whenever I see it on first glance.
Ballbag is what I'm going with.
It's fonny because I'm 8.
bacon
Banned
- Since
- Jun 25, 2012
- Messages
- 17,967
- Score
- 1
- Tokens
- 0
Mistakenly call her ballgag one time and advise how it goes?
I'm sure no one has ever called her that.
I'm sure no one has ever called her that.
Tron
New Member
- Since
- Jan 28, 2010
- Messages
- 29,691
- Score
- 4,901
- Tokens
- 0
Youth. It's wasted on the young.
First person to ever say that.
First person to ever say that.
bacon
Banned
- Since
- Jun 25, 2012
- Messages
- 17,967
- Score
- 1
- Tokens
- 0
Very Achtung Baby shit, right there and very fucking cool and thought provoking. That should have been in The Fly. It's no secret that youth, is wasted on the young <bow WOW>
Nice one, Tronner.
Nice one, Tronner.
Cami
Queen Bee
- Since
- Dec 27, 2011
- Messages
- 13,886
- Score
- 21
- Tokens
- 0
I know you boys don't care, but I think this is effing fantastic.
roguejuror
matty's hype man
- Since
- Jan 24, 2010
- Messages
- 65,924
- Score
- 6,823
- Tokens
- 36
craiglist registrar got hacked and the domain hijacked, craigslist.org redirecting to a youtube video
Mudcat
yap
- Since
- Jan 27, 2010
- Messages
- 32,603
- Score
- 436
- Tokens
- 0
This one?
Teela
Wild Thing
- Since
- Jan 26, 2010
- Messages
- 4,481
- Score
- 857
- Tokens
- 50
As I've said before, sometimes you just have to give a hand job to get out of a bad situation.