Random thoughts

[bacon]

roflcatcoptor

 

[Mudcat]

I feel like I need to do some fine-tuning in my ways. I should go grocery shopping slightly less often but do laundry slightly more.

Then I will be perfect.

 

[Mudcat]

Also I seem to be running out of forks.

 

[reno cool]

Well muddy, that's not the end of the world. There are forks in the store

 

[roguejuror]

I bet you there are forks at Tim Hortons, free forks

 

[Mudcat]

But what is happening to the forks, I would like to know.

 

[bacon]

New radio show with Rich Eisen

We are optimistic

 

[bacon]

At Dollar General drunk checking out people around I bump into Cami she complains I look at the cashier like I'm in a play or something and say all loud and serious "drama, can you feel the drama?" I then stumble into cami again on the way out the cashier is basically laughing so hard she's crying

 

[Mudcat]

Uh oh, there's a feud between Iggy Azalea and Snoopdogg that started over his posting of this.

I repeat: uh oh.

 

[bacon]

 

[Mudcat]

So basically, in terms of global challenges that humanity is facing, we have ebola, ISIS and that.

 

[roguejuror]

in brazilian portuguese you don't brush your teeth you broom your teeth

 

[bacon]

New radio show with Rich Eisen

We are optimistic

Decent so far, we expected more funny, kind of ho hum stuff, intelligent though.

Dan Patrick CRUSHES it and anything else on the radio.

 

[Matty]

You're looking for a what? http://bit.ly/1E5Bz5r

 

[bacon]

#dreamscancometrue

 

[Tron]

When you walk by an older woman and you give her that knowing look that you know she was a hot piece of ass in her day.

 

[Matty]

Ghomeshi now accused of fondling male genitals.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/jian-ghomeshi-accused-of-fondling-male-former-york-u-student-1.2087608

I'm sorry but

He seems to be gentler with men.

 

[Mudcat]

Heavens to Betsy.