Random thoughts

[Matty]

Yeah I hate it when my women won't stop talking about fake boobs.

 

[Mudcat]

I got called a butterface today.

Ain't no two ways about it: smokin' hot body right here.

 

[Archie]

are your boobs real or fake, Muddy?

 

[RayRay]

arch, i know as soon as house started the thread about dunking, you went over to the church gym and saw how close to the rim you could get...how did it go?

 

[Mudcat]

This is a terrible pen.

Bad pen right here. Writes fine but it is a clickable pen and there are clicking issues.

I will probably end up just throwing out this pen. It's usable and full of perfectly good ink but again, just shows how spoiled we can be as a society. Too much hassle, always having to click and bash the tip on the table to get it to retract.

I don't think I will even send it to the starving kids in West Virginia. I know they are lacking for many things but this will just piss them off.

 

[Cami]

I wonder if anyone has ever tried to open the emergency exit on the plan, whilst in flight.

 

[Cami]

Well that answers my question.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/05/130528-airplane-door-open-midflight-pilot-eject/

 

[Matty]

lol @ naming the switch that prevents crazy parachuters from doing their thing, after the one crazy parachuter who did his thing.

 

[Cami]

All things should be named after the first idiot who did/tried it.

 

[Matty]

 

[Cami]

shamed and ridiculed for eternity!

 

[bacon]

Back to Muddy's pen issue, I suggest a Pilot G2. Simple, effective and so affordable that you don't have to shed a tear if you lose one. They come in a variety of colors too, and you can find them at your local Walmart as well as other vendors.

The G2 by Pilot. Because you deserve it, Muddy.

http://www.amazon.com/G2-Premium-Ge...ie=UTF8&qid=1410371258&sr=8-5&keywords=g2+pen

 

[Cami]

I like Inc FORMULA pens.

 

[bacon]

no NO he DESERVES a G2, CAMI. MANY OF THEM.

 

[Cami]

Shut the eff up, Bacon.

 

[Matty]

PaperMate InkJoy 300

official pen of downtown-core latte-drinking elites

as we've been called by poster fiveteamer

 

[bacon]

Well why don't we just confuse the fuck out of him instead of giving him one good recommendation then.

The G2. Because you deserve it, MUDDY.

 

[Mudcat]

I got no problem with my home pens that I pay for. Couldn't tell you off the top of my head what they are but they are righteous as fok and I am completely satisfied.

At work though ---> more of a crapshoot. They got these pens in the supply closet - which are crappy but tolerable. I use them because I have to use something and they are there.

But this pen right here is some kind of official pen with our company name on it. Don't even remember how it came into my possession.

Piece of shit pen, I tell you what.