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Why do I fall in serious lust with so many of my bartenders? I mean, I get it. You have looks they help when working in hospitality.

But I'm talking, 10's all over the place.

I behave myself. I act like a respecting human. But inside.

Man, what I do to some of these girls.

Is it because they bring me alcohol???

I don't think I'm anymore a pervert or sexual deviant than most. But sometimes I wonder....

IS TONIGHT THE NIGHT I RAPE??
 
The constant specter of death.

It would be cool if we could ease up on that.

Rewatched the first Sin City recently. Rourke's big beastly character had an excellent line. He was going on some vengeance-filled almost certain suicide mission. A pretty lady, maybe Alba, trying to talk him out of it, says "Prison was hell for you."

Marv says "Hell's waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here."

Agreed my friend. Billion fold.
 
Why does anyone purposely have a baby? Not talking money and responsibility part, but why would anyone bring someone new here on purpose?

I'd like some honest answers from the parents here.

Because in all seriousness, it baffles me.
 
Why does anyone purposely have a baby? Not talking money and responsibility part, but why would anyone bring someone new here on purpose?

I'd like some honest answers from the parents here.

Because in all seriousness, it baffles me.

Wouldn't you like to see the result of your DNA mixed with that of the girl you just fokked? It's a total blast when that little head pops out man. Then when that freak show ends you get to bring the baby home and try to do better than your parents did with you.

If I was rich enough I'd have like 8 kids. Having only 2 is going to be a compromise.

Now tell me why you would get married knowing you weren't gonna have kids. Need some honest answers 'cause that baffles me.
 
Point taken on the marriage. I was one who swore I never would. She really wanted it. I loved her and made a compromise. In the end it made matters worse which I knew. My mistake and I live with that guilt.

But deciding to bring someone new here? This mess which will get worse? Man. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm saying you're a fucking asshole.

But congrats. Cigars and shit.
 
I don't understand why people get married if they do have kids. Well that's disingenuous - I understand. I just think differently.



I totally understand why people have kids. I could right a book-length thesis on it. There are many reasons. Some are fair, some are horrible.

It's not for me at all but I get it.
 
The this-world-is-fokked argument is a lame fatalistic cop-out.

None of us have much control over this world. But we do get to vote, with our balls.

:what?:

Vote with your balls. Or don't.

You're not really baffled, you just wish everyone felt the same way.
 
Meanwhile, my 2 newest family members (they are my sister's)

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