Random thoughts

[bacon]

You'd have to think at least one divorce has been prompted by excessive tooting. If this is the case there has to be that one toot that is said decision maker, I mean sure others made it close, but that one toot was the one that broke the camel's back. Maybe in the shower. Maybe badly timed dutch oven. Maybe at a family get together.

To deal breaker toot - I salute you.

 

[roguejuror]

It even says Matt.

 

[bacon]

Exactly, it is written.

 

[Cami]

I was gonna say something....now I forget.

 

[Teela]

It even says Matt.

I'm pretty sure this was written by my husband.

 

[betplom]

I'm pretty sure this was written by my husband.

You're married?

When did that happen?

 

[Teela]

Allegedly a year ago.

 

[Matty]

Old news plomberg. I remember the announcement on FB.

 

[Teela]

It was actually a year ago yesterday. I foolishly thought we should get married before bringing the tiny human into the world. Silly conservative values (which were obviously not in effect when we decided to have a tiny human).

 

[Cami]

Happy anniversary to you and your hubby, that's wonderful!
fok, that went by fast!

What did you guys do for it, anythin?

 

[bacon]

unlike many americans I'm not necessarily against arranged marriages such as teela's and I respect their role in other cultures.

 

[Teela]

Happy anniversary to you and your hubby, that's wonderful!
fok, that went by fast!

What did you guys do for it, anythin?

Nada. He's not in town. Conveniently.

 

[betplom]

Happy anniversary to you and your hubby, that's wonderful!
fok, that went by fast!

What did you guys do for it, anythin?

My money is on unprotected sex.

 

[Cami]

Nada. He's not in town. Conveniently.

gonna celebrate when he gets back?

 

[Teela]

gonna celebrate when he gets back?

No.

 

[Cami]

well then.

 

[betplom]

No.

Celebrating while he's away?

 

[Tron]

It's a Hitachi anniversary.