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Mudcat
There is a fat girl who started working here for a maternity leave. She has only been here maybe 3 weeks and already there must have been 10 occasions where I have come through a door or around a corner to find her eating something. Chips, pastries, brownies. There are often snacks around here. Seems to be the nature of the place.

It really is striking though. I come through a door and BOOM! - there she is again, stuffing her face. You would think the odds of something like that happening would be low but her batting average is quite robust. .286 I would estimate. 2 out of every 7 times I go around a corner, she is feeding herself. Like not just standing with food in hand but actually putting it in her mouth at that moment.

Which is fine. Perhaps she has made a conscious decision that she just loves to eat junk food so much that she is willing to accept the consequences ---> fatness. Okay with me. No skin off my nutsack.

I just hope I never hear anything from her about how unfair the world is where some girls are skinny and she has to be fat.
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Had a dream that I was taking a shit right next to a female coworker, who was also taking a shit. No wall between the both of us.

Me - Oh shit, I'm in the wrong washroom.
Her - No, I think we're in the men's washroom.
Me - No, there aren't any urinals here.

*a woman enters the washroom*

Me - Ha! See, I was right.
 
Blitty
Are washrooms similar to bathrooms and restrooms?
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A bathroom has a bath.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_toilet

A public toilet (also called a bathroom, restroom, latrine, comfort room, powder room, toilet room, washroom, water closet, W.C., public lavatory, lav, convenience) is a room or small building containing one or more toilets and possibly also urinals which is available for use by the general public, or in a broader meaning of "public", by customers of other services.
 
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