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I don't get it. Cause it sounds like hotter?
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Well yes. When spoken, it is the same as saying hotter. It would be like catnip to amateur funnymen who would imagine they have found a mirth-making angle no one else has ever thought of and they could come up with a jaunty play on words - as unfunny people do.


"Hey Brenda, are you really Hodder?"


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Experience has trained me to have a low opinion of people.
 
True love waits. True Love off of KOL "Because of the Times". Probably will be our wedding song. Highly recommended album.

So today, deal with more complicated stuff but in the end it comes back to

The lay is unf*cking believable. Never reached the "freak zone" before, sexually. Fellas you knwo what I mean. Where you can just keep going and going and going and it doesn't matter how many times you , well you know - Mr. Happy just stays up to the task regardless and you go as long as you want. Legs behind her head, this, that the other way....wish we had our own personal IV's for hydration purposes.

And thank all that is mighty that this day ends that way because the rest of it consists of:

Up at 530 AM so I could return home to sell my old junk car to a salvage yard. Needed Notary work. I am one one but can't notarize my own shit so had to get that done. Great time as a lady at AAA who is very close with my ex's Mom's cousin did the work and I walked in looking like the fucking Unibomber and I have lost over 25 pounds since any of them have seen me (a month ago). She knew who I was and me the same. No personal dialogue exchanged - they don't roll like that out in the sticks. Those phone lines will be buzzing tonight. Good for them. Glad I could provide entertainment to the common folk.

Then calls at 8 AM this Flex Appraisal situation is getting tired, that's a huge fee for us and my man is saving about $600 a month. I might have to personally attend that one, hope I'm in town for it.

Full work day except for the notary work, then to the Ex's Uncle's house because I have to be there in person to officially sell the car. I'll cut him off a C in appreciation of his storage and the work he did prior (though I paid him in full for that). Very good dude.

The hardest part is those kids. Because I chose my career over raking dead grass one day they were all ripped from me. They don't understand so many logistics of the situation. Just that Steve had that whicked jump serve and could outplay them in Poker and could drink more beer then all of them combined and still be up at 7 am. Such good kids. I will pray for the strength to compose myself before I head over there. Normally I'd have a few beers and it would help but shit, I have to drive, and that could go somewhere bad. So it's a full workout before I head out there, an Our Father, 1 beer, and I show up smoking a cheap cigar and Sunglasses on my head in case the composure is in question.

Then head back to my Angel's house and disappear into the bliss that is us as a unit.

Wish it was all bliss, she still has some homework to do on her part - woke up and mistook her phone for mine (or did I?) and found a text from him saying he was looking forward to tonight and would be providing weed and alcohol and stupid movies and that he would "get her head right". Wait isn't he supposed to be engaged?! Addressed it with her. She is not messing around, he just isn't getting it. He reminds me of that idiot from Extract - you knwo the one (except that this guy is an ugly fuck unlike the guy from that movie. anyway - "I said it's over". "Well then can i call you Thurday?". "No." Friday?" "Just go."

The one thing she will tell him is that $500 of property damage and yes, according to the police he is the main suspect. I pray I catch him and put him where he needs to be. Soap on a rope won't save his ass in there.

Someone said not long ago, and I don't remember the exact context "Blind stupidity can lead you into the hands of the American Criminal System for a very long time". Hope it's accurate, I won't pray for it though but I hope I am the one to make it happen and make no mistake - it will for him eventually. Just like in Poker - flop the nuts and sit on it and don't say a fuckign word. Wait til he pushes his pathetic stack int he middle and I instacall Hellmouth style chips scattered everywhere while his pathetic jaw drops and the cuffs tighten.

We said originally abotu a month's worth of bullshit then we get to truly share our lives together. Looks like we are right on target.

Downloads:

Floyd DSOTM yes we will do that and the Wizard of Oz thing this weekend.
Radiohead "I Might be Wrong Live Recordings". Great album to fuck to. Knives out baby.
Got lots of Dex and Californaication to watch to be ready for the new seasons.

When setting up the cable BLAST SPEED at her place I mistakenlt ordered Starz instead of Showtime. Now that's the kind of shit that makes me say to myself whoah take a step back and focus better. Quick fix. wiht one phone call though so it works.

Pretty soon we do the funny shit on fim exclusively at Gamelive.
1st target - The Atherton Hotel in State College. You walk in the room and there on a hot summer day are some treats that look free of charge. You desperately make a charge for the Vitamin Water (yes, I know abotu the lawsuit now) down it only to see a tiny sign with tiny writing telling you that you just spent 4 bucks on it. Across the street at Minimart they sell them for $1.25. Our price - $2 until we get kicked off the street. Well worth the GL content though and I do predict that in the hour or so before we get the boot we make at least $1.50 in profit. Undercutters Pizza baby.

M0nky was right about Marla. You just have to know which one she is.

Try and sit and spin in it, yeah. Your head will collapse, cause there's nothing in it and you'll ask yourself...

Be well GL
 
Archie you're a weird dude sometimes, and that's coming from true weirdness.

Blog from years ago about times w an ex Reno that Archie really took thew time to dig to find and post here.

Cami it's all good I don't think he meant anything, that cum dumpster is likely smoking crack in a sewer somewhere.
 
Matty
NHL Players Admit They Have No Idea How Line Changes Work

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this is crazy

common Toews
 
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