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Random thoughts

This wasn't thread worthy but still needed to be said so this is the most likely place I guess.

I have been thinking lately that I would like to have sex with a midget. Not just a short woman but a certifiable midget/dwarf.


I definitely like petite women but that might be taking it to an extreme.

Try it out and let me know how it goes.
 
Hot wings-flavored chips. They taste good even though I felt 73% ghey while buying them.

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Hmmm, I haven't had those. I have tried the Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese chips - also pretzel bits - I like them okay. But I haven't come across hot wings flavor. If I saw them I would try them out.

Are they actually hot? I bet they're not really hot.
 
Hmmm, I haven't had those. I have tried the Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese chips - also pretzel bits - I like them okay. But I haven't come across hot wings flavor. If I saw them I would try them out.

Are they actually hot? I bet they're not really hot.

2.5 out of 5 on the patent-applied-for Matty Rain Hot Wing Heat Scale. They do taste remarkably like medium-hot wing sauce.

I ate the whole bag last night. I'm getting way fat.