Dreamed that a guy was challenging me to a gun duel. I accepted, but as always when I manipulate dream guns, they never work correctly. I tried to shoot at a wall to test this one, and lo and behold, it only shot out a fine spray of dust. Typical. I yelled to my opponent that I was dealing with a gun malfunction, so he threw me a handful of his own bullets. Try these! I inserted his bullets in the gun and tried shooting again, but I suddenly didn't have the finger strength necessary to fully engage the trigger.
My opponent appeared out of nowhere and shot me until all the green energy bars in my HUD were gone.
Come the fuck on.