Random Balls

[Cougar Bait]

cougey this weekend is your turn

Haha yeah I already posted the TP roll

Common

 

[Mrs. X]

yeah, SARS w/ a little bird flu

i'll be fine...

Wait. What? We're coming to see you tomorrow and you have SARS. Friends don't give friends SARS Kato.

Seriously, if you're sick, we'll come over with some tea and chicken soup, sing you a lullabye and trek on over to they Hyatt.

Our plan was to get everything done today and leave early tomorrow. I guess all we have to do is throw some junk in a backpack, but we're never very good at leaving early. I'll call/text when we get on the road.

Eight hours and twenty seven minutes from Denver to Salt Lake.

 

[Mrs. X]

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[Bread]

X's are meeting Kato tomorrow?!!?!??!?!?!??!?!?

O WOW!!!!

 

[Mrs. X]

X's are meeting Kato tomorrow?!!?!??!?!?!??!?!?

O WOW!!!!

Yap. We decided to drive to Sacramento since the airlines like to charge alot when you just "roll up" to get a ticket. We're going through Salt Lake on the way there and LA to see TacoMax on the way out.

 

[MrX]

Gamelive Tour 2010. Look out, plommer. You're on the list.

 

[Bread]

wHY don't you Rolll Up to see Flying Illini while you're at it? I hear he's a big fan.



SANTA BRUTA! NO MAMES GUEY!

 

[MrX]

No.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Illini was stranger looking than I expected in that recent JJ vid

What does he do for a living?

 

[Bread]

According to Madmaxx, he combs his scalp for a living.

 

[Rubyn]

Illini was stranger looking than I expected in that recent JJ vid

What does he do for a living?

He owns Assisted Living facilities for the mentally impaired. True story. Bought them with his nana's inheritance. Wait, what is Yiddish for grandma?

More coke, guey!

 

[Bread]

LOL I remember when SBRrottencorpseJohn was gonna press charges on me for threatening that weirdo.

He should get together with MadMaxx and go take lessons on the proper way to carry out online threats

 

[Cougar Bait]

So, wait, you're saying that MadMaxx was unable to burn down your house?

This is unthinkable.

 

[Bread]

Cougar in my dream last night I learned that you are very very selfish when involved in a 5-person orgy. It was still an impressive showing, but damn!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Cougar in my dream last night I learned that you are very very selfish when involved in a 5-person orgy. It was still an impressive showing, but damn!

Okay, you're going to have to elaborate Bread

You could be right, but I need specifics here

 

[roguejuror]

Gamelive Tour 2010. Look out, plommer. You're on the list.

Is this a mrsx' list?

 

[Mudcat]

SBRrottencorpseJohn

 

[Bread]

Okay, you're going to have to elaborate Bread

You could be right, but I need specifics here

Dood I'm embarrassed to elaborate. I have a dream involving me, you, Robyn and two miscellaneous hot girls, and I remember you getting off three times within 5 minutes.

There is something fundamentally wrong with that.

Scholar holler!