Quotes/Convos from Online Dating

[Bread]

That first conversation reminded me of someone who is into putting girls' underwares on his head.

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[wal66]

We were talking about this (with regards to pally) on Saturday. Teela and I are in awe that pally has a hard time getting laid. He's good looking, funny and highly intelligent. We don't get it.

On Saturday night as well?

Pally they were going on about you Friday night also. Absolutely a joy to meet people and have them talk about how funny, how hot, how adorable, what an amazing dancer a guy that's not even there is.

Pally do you know how demoralizing it is to be less relevant than a guy that's not even in the room, state, hell country?


P.S.

Robyn, Steven Wright.

 

[Blitty]

Crazy Chick from Calgary

(12:23:14 am):we were in the les

(12:23:17 am):do you always verify facebook pages before ypu meet people?

(12:23:30 am)hya what part

(12:23:34 am):haha i dont meet up with many people

(12:23:48 am)h ok hah

(12:24:00 am):and i hurt myself last night

(12:24:10 am):drunk injury?

(12:24:14 am):climbing over this ledge on my rooftop

(12:24:16 am):yes.

(12:24:21 am):hahahaa

(12:24:43 am):and it's a very unfortunatly located injury!

(12:24:45 am):its like

(12:25:00 am):where

(12:25:29 am):?

(12:25:31 am):it's like between my vag and my thigh lol

(12:25:38 am):hahahaaaha

(12:25:42 am):i knooowwww

(12:25:50 am):im so embarassed

(12:25:55 am):but it hurts.

(12:26:04 am):sounds like it

(12:26:10 am):get well soon

(12:26:16 am):idk how i do these things

 

[fiveteamer]

sHE'S CUTE, CUM ON HER BANGS.

bLITTY DO IT ONE TIME

 

[Blitty]

sHE'S CUTE, CUM ON HER BANGS.

bLITTY DO IT ONE TIME

Can canuck bitches fuck or what fivey??

 

[fiveteamer]

i'VE ONLY EVER HAD SEX WITH ONE BUT i'D SAY NO FOR THE MOST PART

 

[Polaroid]

Ask to see her injury.

 

[Blitty]

Ask to see her injury.

I'm wayy ahead of you Poly. Its more of a flesh wound than I was expecting. Also the scabbing makes it less attractive than you would think....

 

[fiveteamer]

WHo gives a fuck put a pillow over her head

 

[MrX]

I'm wayy ahead of you Poly. Its more of a flesh wound than I was expecting. Also the scabbing makes it less attractive than you would think....

I mean, it shouldn't have to be said, but...

Pics or ban.

 

[Polaroid]

This could be a first - a GameLive genital pic that isn't a set of balls.

 

[FairWarning]

Blitty, you are really setting the bar high. I cannot wait to see you in action in Vegas. Can I be your wingman?

 

[Blitty]

Blitty, you are really setting the bar high. I cannot wait to see you in action in Vegas. Can I be your wingman?

I'm having a hard time reading the sarcasm in that post if there is any........but sure. :

 

[roguejuror]

remeber when FW crushed blitty 10 to 2

 

[FairWarning]

remeber when FW crushed blitty 10 to 2

We need a video crew for the live drinking event between us. Maybe a sponsorship deal is in the works.

 

[FairWarning]

I didn't know Winnnie Cooper was the Crazy Chick from Calgary.

 

[stevek173]

Will be following Blitty's journies form this point forward.

 

[Blitty]

Will be following Blitty's journies form this point forward.

Welcome aboard steve. Its gonna be a wild ride!