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Blitty

Blitty

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:besides, we never met, we may not even like each other

:thnks misses optimistic

:explain how we could possibly not like each other?

:ok, the first guy i met from online turned out to want to wear my clothes....he was so normal the first few times we hung out

:OMG

:that is creepiest thing i have ever heard

:like your panties?

like my uniform, anything and everything

:i thought he was joking

:wow

:i haven't talked to him since, but he called me the other night

:we talked online for a bit...i was trying to figure him out. he said he is into cuckholding

:google it

:he wanted me to have sex with another man while he watched

1:ummm...

:he was sooooo normal at first, no joke

:really nice fun guy

:wow

:until your alone...the weirdness comes out

:was he gay? do you guys hook up?


1:did*

:i didn't sleep with him

:)not gay

:)at all

:)he's a soccer coach

soo normal

:to the naked eye


:he went on a few dates then wore your clothes an asked you to cuckhold?

:did he use that term?

:he didn'

:he didn't wear my clothes

:i thought he was joking

:do i still have to google or that was it?

(l09:i made him leave I had to fly out

:)and i was weirded out

:and he called and ask you to cuckhold?

:)did you google it


9:i was nice

freaked out though

:what did you say?

that's not my thing

9:i'm looking for a normal relationship

:)i get hurt to easy, i'm not gonna play around for his amusement

:)he told me he can have a normal relationship

:same here. that is the craziest story i have heard in a while

he's actually never tried the other stuff he fantasizes about

9:it was weird

:what other stuff

(just being teased by women and made fun of

:he likes the humiliation he said

9:he really wanted me to have sex with another man, and i was too weirded out but he said that another guy would be into it

:i'm to self conscience, i couldn't do that

:)so he did use the term cuckolding? the definition i found was way more definitive and gross..

:yep that'

:he used that term

:)then he is def. gay

:really?

:1. Cuckholding buy cuckholding mugs, tshirts and magnets When a couple (typically a husband and wife) pick up another man, then the husband watches as the other man cums inside his wife then eats the cum from out of the womans vagina. (typically the couple are white while the other man is black)

9:haha

:)i didn't read that

:wow you are lucky to be alive, sounds ike a real psycho

:it goes back historically

:i'm not crazy, he was really sweet and normal

:especially for barely knowing you

:im sure, they say jeffrey dahmer was sweet too
 
unreal

reminds me of the good old days

i had no prospects, no money, nothing, but i did have enough to buy memberships to dating sites once in a while, so i would do that just to have convos with these idiot chicks

not that I wasnt also interested in dating them, but I'd always just be completely honest about myself, and so they never wanted to go on dates with me, but that was ok, i knew that going in


blitty you should have SEEN some of my old profiles, they were super funny

some of the chicks were weirded out by them, but some would get parts of them, and be like "your profile is funny but I cant tell if you are kidding or not" or i'd also get a lot of "you say the things we want to say but are too afraid to say"

a few chicks did get them and they would be like "your profile is brilliant I was showing it to my coworkers"

blitty i wish i had saved that sh*t, i did save some of it, in the dregs of my hard drives. I wish I had saved it all though. I wish I had done a million things.

blitty, rogey, it is over for me. it's over.

actually, even as recently as 2 years ago, I was emailing with chicks and getting those kinds of reactions. Chicks would tell me how they read my emails out loud to their coworkers in their offices.

but now it is over for me. you cant do that sh*t at my age, it doesnt get the same reaction, chicks just think its pathetic, and they are right

reminds me of the good old days though, i recognize the vibe, i recognize the spirit
 
Blitty
:Hi I like your profile and your cute :)

How is your day going?



:If you had read my profile you would know that I judge people that misuse: your and you're.



:Oh






FAIL
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blitty who is this chick


send me her contact info i will run circles around this chick in 5 minutes

we'll show her

tell me how to get in touch with her I want to teach that chick some things about life
 
My site is free, Pally.

Pally, most funny guys get laid. In theory, you should b more successful with the females. Maybe your type of humor is more the 'friend' type.

Pally, Im logging these funny experiences, because I think it might be useful/a funny read one day.

Im glad we are on the same page, pally, Some people don't get it.
 
Blitty
My site is free, Pally.

Pally, most funny guys get laid. In theory, you should b more successful with the females. Maybe your type of humor is more the 'friend' type.
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We were talking about this (with regards to pally) on Saturday. Teela and I are in awe that pally has a hard time getting laid. He's good looking, funny and highly intelligent. We don't get it.
 
Random Gay Dude


:hey

:yo

:how goes it ?

:are you really gay or you use that to pick up chicks?

lol im gay but chicks still hit on me

:any luck in the h-mo department?

:lol n a

:your fucken hot by the way

:thanks ...well im not getting hit up by as many chicks as I had hoped for

:what you should get hit up your hot as fuck

:we should kick it

:why

:just to chill

:what would do, that would be awkward

:im trying to get laid by a girl on this thing

:I know one gay guy in norcal that would probably be interested (RS)

:i could give him your info if you want

:is he ass hot as you

:yep

:how can you help me out


:a couple different ways lol

:like what

:lol my mouth

:uhhh... i though you said help me bang girls?

:oh sorry

::(

1:why dont you just find some guy dude on here and hook up with him

:is it really that hard

:i have a thing for straight guys

help me out...do you know any hot chicks?

:yea if your down for a threesome

:ummm..idunno about that



:whats her screen name?
 
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