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QUITE AN EVENT AMONG LIBERALS. WHO WON THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST??

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The key point here Caspy is that real Americans like you and Shorty like it for the right reasons. You watch it as part of your BBQs and family gatherings, tradition, celebrating this great nation. That is good.

Lib snowflakes like me and Tron hate America and all it stands for, and we don't have BBQs, friends, or family. We avoid all 4th of July activities except the hot dog eating contest, which we watch merrily because it reminds us of slurping on big juicy dongs, one of our favorite things to do. That is bad.

Got it now?
I didn’t get invited to any BBQ.
I watched 80s teen movies and drank a bottle of Chianti.
Didn’t even have a hot dog.

I may as well be a Communist
 
Damn I had drinks in Hermosa Beach, went to a BBQ and saw an outdoor concert and fireworks show.

@Shortstop please report back, where does all this leave me Tully and Casper?

And also why did you post about the hotdog eating contest at 11 AM ET here on GameLive but require an entire 24 hours to deliver this amazing joke thread?

We need answers!
 
Damn I had drinks in Hermosa Beach, went to a BBQ and saw an outdoor concert and fireworks show.

@Shortstop please report back, where does all this leave me Tully and Casper?

And also why did you post about the hotdog eating contest at 11 AM ET here on GameLive but require an entire 24 hours to deliver this amazing joke thread?

We need answers!
Damn I am jealous. Happy you had a good 4th pal!