Pucky - Joe Rain is coming to get ya

[Matty]

4,000km motorcycle ride with his GF, they're gonna stop in Halifax.

Try to make the place presentable, thx.

 

[PuckOff]

You mentioned before on a forum that Brother Rain was GAY, but now he has a girl???? Whatever, us Canadians are an accepting bunch, eh.

Tell Joey to stop in for a beer and some advice on the trail. If he doesn't want to stop by for some typical, as always, Maritime hospitality, then please make sure you tell him I said to do the Cabot Trail COUNTER CLOCKWISE.

 

[roguejuror]

Would have been funny if Pucky was out in his local Wal Mart shopping for hockey stuff and sees Matty in the parking on a bike with a mistress.

 

[PuckOff]

Not to sound mean or snobbish, BUT PuckOff does not buy hockey gear for his boys at Wal Mart.

 

[Matty]

You mentioned before on a forum that Brother Rain was GAY

No I didn't.

Did I?

He no homo.

 

[PuckOff]

Yes you did. I mentioned that when I met you at some bash in Vegas that my first impression was that you were gay. I think it was the accent which is ok. You said you were straight, but that your twin brother was gay. Didn't you hang with that Scholar dude? Someone blessed themself when you drove by a Catholic church. I think it was Scholar and you noticed it, but didn't say anything.

Ring a bell?

 

[Matty]

The blessing thing is accurate, not the rest.

You seemed pretty flamboyant yourself.

 

[bacon]

wait who is gay now?

 

[PuckOff]

apparently I am or at least I "seemed" to be on one occasion.

 

[bacon]

hey man i'm not here to judge watch out for the AIDS though, like havin you around

 

[Blitty]

Noice! Tell him to go to the Allagash and Ship Wreck breweries in Portland.

 

[PuckOff]

Me or Machu? Both?

 

[bacon]

For you no AIDS. For Matty maybe a Magic Johnson case of the AIDS, the kind that causes a scare but goes away.

 

[Blitty]

The blessing thing is accurate, not the rest.

You seemed pretty flamboyant yourself.

I see pucky as a non-flamboyant bear type of gay man.

 

[bacon]

See that's the kind of gay person whose hand I'd shake and think to myself "I can't believe this dude loves the cock"

admirable

 

[betplom]

 

[Matty]

Blitty nailed it. That's the impression I got too, I just used the wrong term.

Subdued sort of cock-loving energy.

 

[PuckOff]

See that's the kind of gay person whose hand I'd shake and think to myself "I can't believe this dude loves the cock"

admirable

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