Pope Francis doing some moonwalking

[Mudcat]

I've been saying for as long as I remember that religions are a bunch of patently absurd, made-up shit - but I can't say I was ever expecting a formal confirmation from the pope.

 

[vagabond]

What the fuck is your issue with my pope?

Dayum, never thought you could be a pope's pawn.

 

[Mudcat]

Exciting news for the Catholic church, only 155 years behind the rest of the thinking world.

Estimated timing for the American Republican party to figure out that global warming is a thing --> 2161

 

[Mudcat]

So now the Catholic Church has a bunch of bibles that are chalk full of content that has been mocked by the pope as magic wand phenomena.

I'm seeing a huge sales opportunity in this. New bible time anyone?

 

[Matty]

New bible time anyone?

I think that was the plan all along. He's already booked a media tour next month, with the book coming out just 3 weeks before Christmas.

Frank's gonna make a killing this holiday season.

 

[Mudcat]

Yap. Do work.

In the new year, I'm thinking NBA style jerseys, home and away.

And when everyone who wants those has them ---> a third jersey.