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Plommers schedule - Mon Dec 6, 2010

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morning - at Starbucks: drink coffee, post online and watch attractive women order/drink coffee.

afternoon - lunch at Chinese food court in Markham, ON. Pick up some $$$ from customer.

afternoon - see movie at theatre "Love & other drugs"

afternoon - massage/sex with young Polish massage studio attendant.

evening - dinner, Swiss Chalet chicken.

evening - bet hockey games, watch hockey games.

late evening - bed, alone.

PS: I love my country.
PPS: Have you been to Starbucks lately? There are some serious hotties that hangout at these shops.
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If there are serious hotties at Starbucks why have paid sex with a masseuse?
 
Cougar Bait
Now let's see a pic of Plommer
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Bread has it. I'm sure he will post it for you guys.

Pavy
If there are serious hotties at Starbucks why have paid sex with a masseuse?
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Pavlos, really? Common man, I'm 44 and the 20-29 yr old hotties that frequent Starbucks are not into guys that look "like a mix of John Candy and Fabio" as Reno Cool said, pal.

I have not tried offering them cash though, maybe I should. Pavy do you think its a good idea to approach a young attractive woman in line at Starbucks and offer her cash for sex?

Daft
plommy give us a recap of the day when you awaken from your satisfied slumber
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Daft, I successfully completed my schedule except for going to see the movie.

After eating my delicious Chinese pork lunch I headed over to a local brothel, it was the place advertised on Craigslist that I was mocking in another thread from a couple days ago.

BUSTY TITS!

I called the number at 1pm and they were not ready, 10 minutes later she calls me back and tells me to buzz code 6103 and the apt is #618. I go up and am greeted at the door by a small thin Asian broad with a cleft lip! She looked about 20 yrs old. Did I mention she had a cleft lip?

The ad said $100 for half an hour, but I know this can be negotiated as these Chinese managed/staffed places don't want to let $60-$100 walk out the door.

I did not like the chick, so I told her I would not pay $100, I would only pay $60, she says no but gets on the phone and calls someone, 30 seconds later and the answer is yes, $60 is ok, Plommer is a pro and always gets the best fucking number at massage parlours/whorehouses in my hometown.

Problem is I did not want to bang this broad, waaaay too skinny for me and the lip thing was not working for me either, she was NOT the girl in the ad!

The fucking Chinese are notorious "bait & switch masters". I simply left.

1 hour later I end up across town at one of my favourite massage places on Finch Ave W. all Russian broads.
Massage is $25 for 30 mins. The woman that answers the door is an attractive redhead I've never seen before, first time experiences are hit and miss because of the unknowns involved.

First thing she says when we get to the room: "take your clothes off and get on the massage table"

I tell her I'll be taking a shower first, give me 5 minutes and come back then.

This broad gave me a nice massage for 15 mins making sure to NOT touch the private areas until I suggested I was looking for more than the medicinal version of the rub.

So she gets naked (I wished she would have kept the black stockings on) and proceeds to do her thing, not long after she starts I have gotten up off the massage table and get her into the correct position to complete my task.

Total damage was $85 Canadian, thats like $84 USD! $25 for the massage and $60 for the "extra". She never mentioned an amount, all she said was "its up to you".

So my day was good, no complaints. I will not be able to have a better day today than yesterday.

PS: For you dumb fucks that don't know what a cleft lip is, it looks like this:
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