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Sometimes you are listening to your ipod/mp3 player and are only hearing sound from one side of the earbuds.

The solution often times is just pushing the fukking headphone jack all the way in to the device.

Common!

also, sometimes you aim your remote at the tv and press a button - nothing happens!

Solution:

Chankge the fukking batteries already! OR make sure the device you are attempting to access is correctly selected on your remote device, if you are trying to up the volume on the tv but you have pressed the "dvd" button your volume will not change until you select "TV"!

common!

plommer is here for you dummies!
 
what does it mean if you are using a blender

and you are getting the things that you are blending..........RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE...... as you blend them

i'm not being figurative here.


I mean I blend some oranges, carrots, and cucumbers. and after i'm done I swear to god I got carrot juice, orange juice, and cucumber juice all dripping down my chin
 
durito
my juicer doesnt work it does nothing when i turn it on help me
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Durito, don't be sucha fukking cheapskate pal.

Hire a local Colombian to freshly squeeze juice for you, common.

Mudcat
My bicycle is making an odd thumpy sound as I peddle.
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Sounds like the straps on your helmet are very long where you have attached it to the bike (you aren't wearing it) and the sound you hear is your helmet hitting the ground behind you as you peddle.
 
durito
ive actually considered that
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If I were you I'd hire a young Colombian (18-24) female, have her come right to the hotel room to provide the service.

It could be a weekly thing.

You can never get enough freshly squeezed Colombian juice prepared by a nubile Colombian.

I really didn't need to remind you did I ?
 
Plommer: the problem electronic is my cell phone

specifically it keeps ringing at night from caligirl...... presumbably for phone sex. (which I don't do.... not without out earmuffs anyways.... I don't want an ear infection)


plommer what should I do?
 
Archie
Plommer: the problem electronic is my cell phone

specifically it keeps ringing at night from caligirl...... presumbably for phone sex. (which I don't do.... not without out earmuffs anyways.... I don't want an ear infection)


plommer what should I do?
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Caligirl? and you need advice?

Answer the phucking phone pal, soon you'll be married and not getting any sex at all.
 
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