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Place is a ghost town on Saturday nights at 11:44 PM

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Mrs. X
We came home and the three year old peed in her pants took her underwear and pants off and went up into the treehouse/platform screaming and wouldn't come down. I tried to carry her down but she was kicking and screaming too violently. So, I left her up there with no pants on, above the fence line where the neighbors could probably see.
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Is this "three year old" really MrX? Be honest, we don't judge here.
 
I just heard crying so I went to check it out and the three year old was "sleep crying" inconsolably. I carried her downstairs and had no idea how to calm her down. She had her blankey "sniffy the blanket" that I put under her head like a pillow. She started sniffing at it, her storm calmed immediately. She's sleeping on the couch, still with no pants on, covered with a beach towel.

I just know she's going to pee on our couch.

These kids seem kind of messed up. At least the two youngest. Or, maybe it's just me, and I'm not used to crazy, neurotic, little monkeys
 
RogueJuror
Waitaminute :wha:

yall have a treehouse??????????????1111
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It's more like a tree platform. But yes, the former owners raised their kid here. It has a slide, swing, a trapeze thing and a climbing rope. Also an over sized tire that I think used to be a sandbox. An over sized tire where I found half eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The kids told me they ate them.

We also have a trampoline. The old school kind with the deadly springs. There were a couple of minor injuries today due to it.
 
RogueJuror
durito in 10 years. :dance:
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Mrs. Durito has had birth control device installed (for lack of a better word). No more babies for five years.

Funny Emily doesn't make any noise, yet I can hear the rest of them screaming from here. There are like 13 people staying there. Apparently you must come 2 weeks early for a baptism. Thus I fled to Bogota.
 
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