Pick A 1980's Celebrity To Bang

[fiveteamer]

man give that bucked tooth bitch a fucking sandwich already

 

[Archie]

good call on Winnie. but not until she matured.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Yeah the show didn't start until 88 so maybe that disqualifies her. She didn't really get moderately attractive till the later episodes and that was well into the 90's

Fiver you are killing me today

 

[Archie]

I mean we have all had these discussions since our first sleep overs at age 9. until now at almost all our bar and party adventures.

the real question is.

picture the hottest girl of all time for you.... I mean it might be Brooke Shields, or Kournikova, Pam Anderson, Jessica Alba, some random playmate of the month in the mid 90's ect


but picture your hottest girl of all time, at her HOTTEST PEAK. now imagine you have a time machine and you only get taken back to the year that YOUR hottest girl is 11 years old.
you live next to her, in your new time machine life. you seduce and fuk her. and then return to this present time. do you do it you sick fucker?


keep in mind your age doesn't change as you time travel. you are still the same age that you are today?


Muddy, would you fuk an 11 year old cheryl tiegs back in 1938?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Excellent question Arch. I would not bang anyone 11 regardless of how she turned out, but I would have banged Elizabeth Taylor at 16.

 

[Archie]

Excellent question Arch. I would not bang anyone 11 regardless of how she turned out, but I would have banged Elizabeth Taylor at 16.

even though you KNOW how she is gonna turn out?

I agree...... I mean I need some actual hips, boobs, and bum to see, touch and feel to get it on. but its a variation of the the famous fuk sorta question. I mean how famous does a chick have to be that you would fuk her, just to say you fuked her. Queen Elizabeth?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Elizabeth Taylor! I would NEVER fuck Queen Elizabeth. She was at her hottest when she was an embryo.

 

[Rubyn]

Charles in Charge.

 

[Archie]

I'd pay all the money I'll make for the rest of my life, to get a chance at infiltrating the royal gene pool with my tenacious swimmers. past, present, or back in the time machine.


yes, I'd pay all 97.564 future earnings on that possibility

 

[Archie]

I'd also do Debbie Gibson and the " I think we're alone now chick" they were the same time period.

and I'd do Paula Abdul after a few drinks

and the chick that sang black velvet

 

[Rubyn]

Oh and if I had to pick a colored, it would probably be this guy.

 

[fiveteamer]

It's Tiffany and I once got her autograph on a Turbo Grafix 16 poster

 

[fiveteamer]

How about this guy Robyn

 

[Archie]

Robby, we've heard you already picked a colored. and you didn't HAVE to

nothing wrong with that though

you know what they say

once you go black, you just go back to having sex with whatever color person will accept you next. we all can't be too picky

 

[Tron]

Phoebe Cates

OH HELL YES

 

[fiveteamer]

It's 88, time to set it straight

Robyn, dope or dog food?

Bread does Robyn like giant black dicks? Why do women all like giant black cocks?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Oh now we're talking black guys?

Common

It's gotta be LL

 

[Archie]

I feel like Phoebe is "winnie cooper" a few years earlier. she just happened to beat winnie to puberty by a few years.

but if it all came down to it, and you made a poll of posters asking if they wanted to get it on with a 19 year old winnie or a 19 year old phoebe. I think Winnie, wins hands down.