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Photographic evidence of Bread's MMA beginnings

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That's right. This is where it all began.
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Very disappointed. I put my trust in certain posters only to find out later I have been bamboozled. I know I read a thread some months back, many months back and I'm pretty sure Robyn was the one that said, Bread grew up on an island. Something about climbing coconuts trees with his claw like toes.

The kid in this picture looks nothing like an island boy.He's got "Problem Child" type hair and a Leaf Garrett style sweatshirt. Bread I have a soft spot in my heart for you cause I thought you were a poor, disadvantaged, savage little island baby, now I find out you were a little suburbanite with a Marsha Brady bike.

There is no honesty in this internet thing.
 
ok hang on Breadly. First off I apologize for "insinuating" that your Bermudian upbringing could be falsified. I know you are Johnny Barnes' grandson so I don't know what I was thinking. Please accept my apology.

No won to the spoke factoy business. Is it really a factory or a bicycle tire shop? Breadly, you're starting to sound like Douche so let's not let things get out of hand here.
 
Pucky I began from humble beginnings with the spokes. Just a couple kids around the neighborhood, I would hook them up with a spoke here, a spoke there.

Soon it blossomed into my own corner shop. It was no longer a passing hobby. It was something that I was proud of. People knew me by name.

Then the spoke industry caught wind at just the right time. The explosive combination of a suddenly health-conscious America, coupled with the drastic rise in fuel prices meant more business for ya boy Bread. The corner shop was suddenly a full scale factory. I had my very own Mexican. I had finally made it.

Business was booming.

But wait. Maybe I spoke too soon. (Do you see what I did there? :moped:)

Like many other handsome, successful entrepreneurs, the economy took its toll on me. Like Madonna, I had to reinvent myself. I shot my creative juices all over the spoke industry's back. Spoke figurines, spoke fencing, and my crowning achievement - the spoke grandfather clock, all kept me afloat.

My company motto changed from

"If it ain't spoke, don't fix it"

To

"The spoke's on you, Jack!"

Pucky that is my story. I would appreciate if you would refrain from your pious comments in the future. Thank you sir.
 
Bread
Like many other handsome, successful entrepreneurs, the economy took its toll on me. Like Madonna, I had to reinvent myself. I shot my creative juices all over the spoke industry's back. Spoke figurines, spoke fencing, and my crowning achievement - the spoke grandfather clock, all kept me afloat.
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DIVERSIFACTION AT IT'S FINEST!!!!

I want to invest in your spoke factory business. I have some ideas that could really set us apart from ALL competition in North America. Bread, I'm not spoking here.
 
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