Peeing

[betplom]

I do this really weird thing where I pee in the toilet right before I take a shower.

weirdo

 

[RayRay]

peeing in the shower would be a very rare occasion here...

as far as it being colder and me peeing more at night, dunno...i do take in massive amounts of fluids all day though... and i do know that i can Pee, then run outside for something and if its either raining, very cold or raining and very cold , then when i come inside, i almost instantly have to pee again... but i think that is a bit more common...

 

[bacon]

My pee flow is extremely strong. Cami gets mad because when drunk I'll get it all over the place like a urine uzi and I won't feel like taking the time to clean up.

 

[Blitty]

I usually aim for the drain.

Peeing in the gym shower is pretty bad.

Guilty.

 

[bacon]

We are all a bunch of pissing all over the place douchebags.

 

[housepicks]

Any sitters here?


Besides the obvious..

 

[Matty]

I could easily pee in the toilet while taking a shower. Small bathroom.

 

[bacon]

I like that scene in two for the money where he gets peed on by the bad guy. Bacon was at a U2 concert as a teenager once and there were some big dude behind us. They decided to pee on the ground which was getting on our shoes, I said something to my buddy and he says "dude this is I will Follow" and I'm like "dude we're being peed on" and he ignored me so I focused on the music while being peed on.

That's right Gamelivers. Bacon was peed on at a U2 concert.

 

[housepicks]

I peed on someone at a pearl jam concert.


Dude was like...did you pee on me...

I'm all like...no I spilled some beer....sorry.

But then he says....it felt warm.

And I'm like...ha...yeah..

 

[bacon]

Tell you what's a nightmare at any concert besides piss. Drunk and singing loudly and badly chick. I don't care how hot you are if that's you you're an asshole.

That bitch who ruined a couple minutes of my U2 top dollar concert should be peed on by all Gamelivers at once.

Houser I've never seen Pearl Jam so we're good to go.

Good things at Petty concert - 20 year old chicks looking at Bacon and making noises like we were fucking because I was with my dumb ugly bitch fiancee and they decided to fuck with me. Definite +ev there.

 

[housepicks]

Mmmmm...fucking noises

 

[Saulty]

This thread was not about volume or location of piss...it was about the stength of the stream.

With that said.

Urine therapy.

Google it.

Your stream flow is dependent on volume of pee. The only way your flow is diminished is if your urethra is larger than before. Laws of physics.

 

[Blitty]

Muddy has mentioned sitting many times.

 

[MrMonkey]

I peed on someone at a pearl jam concert.


Dude was like...did you pee on me...

I'm all like...no I spilled some beer....sorry.

But then he says....it felt warm.

And I'm like...ha...yeah..

LOL!

 

[TrailerParkBoys]

I peed on someone at a pearl jam concert.


Dude was like...did you pee on me...

I'm all like...no I spilled some beer....sorry.

But then he says....it felt warm.

And I'm like...ha...yeah..

lol Was it an Even Flow?

 

[housepicks]

Ahahahaha....what's goin on Parker..

 

[Blitty]

Having to leave bed to pee is one of the worst parts of my life.

Constant annoyance of being a human.

 

[bacon]

lol Was it an Even Flow?